Make Up Your Own Conspiracy

[LostDaggerboard]

The 700 Club is a Ponzi scheme.

 

[austin1972]

Winter is caused by Big Energy corporations.

 

[Snaggletooth]

JFK kilde Jimie Hoffae....

 

[alteredst88]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

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[Chiz]

Can't say anything - you're all in on it!

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

everyone is a bull gator puppet..

 

[Mr. Fawning]

Hookers United will never give up the patent for the magic spell that makes any woman, any where, any time....say Yes....

 

[oldgoatroper]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

G

Wait a minute -- I think you're out of order... I thought this thread was just for made-up conspiracies....

 

[Mojo31]

The Oreo cookie symbolizes the continued existence of the Knights Templar.

 

[Mojo31]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

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Wait a minute -- I think you're out of order... I thought this thread was just for made-up conspiracies....

Agreed. Don't the wealthy corporations have the black helicopters?

 

[morrisre]

Manchester City and Manchester United are actually the same team

 

[oldgoatroper]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

G

Wait a minute -- I think you're out of order... I thought this thread was just for made-up conspiracies....

Agreed. Don't the wealthy corporations have the black helicopters?

Oh, goodness, no.....

Its the obscure govt agencies (controlled by the wealthy corps) that have the black helicopters - kind of like fractional ownership...

 

[Mojo31]

Elvis, John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Michael Jackson are planning a greatest hits tour.

 

[Mojo31]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

G

Wait a minute -- I think you're out of order... I thought this thread was just for made-up conspiracies....

Agreed. Don't the wealthy corporations have the black helicopters?

Oh, goodness, no.....

Its the obscure govt agencies (controlled by the wealthy corps) that have the black helicopters - kind of like fractional ownership...

That must also be who taps our phones.

 

[oldgoatroper]

Wealthy corporations control the top levels of government.

G

Wait a minute -- I think you're out of order... I thought this thread was just for made-up conspiracies....

Agreed. Don't the wealthy corporations have the black helicopters?

Oh, goodness, no.....

Its the obscure govt agencies (controlled by the wealthy corps) that have the black helicopters - kind of like fractional ownership...

That must also be who taps our phones.

Well, hey... you know, the other day when i was on the phone, I think I did hear some tapping...

 

[Dorado]

The Oreo cookie symbolizes the continued existence of the Knights Templar.

Hmmmm . . .

Yes, it all makes perfect sense now.

 

[G.O.D.]

There is an after-life.

 

[Mr. Fawning]

There is an after-life.

Does Satan really keep the heat up to keep out those pesky fuking Eskimos?.....

 

[Dorado]

There is an after-life.

Does Satan really keep the heat up to keep out those pesky fuking Eskimos?.....

Nope

He just does it to keep the women from complaining. Even Satan can't tolerate that very long.

Can't they just wear a fackin' sweater?