Man wrestles shark & unthinkable happens

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Idiot. Too bad the Lemon shark didn't bite harder.  Darwin was denied his due. 

 
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mikewof

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That's one of the most awesomely Australian things I've ever seen ... taking on a shark mano-a-fisho, left with a terrific story, a great scar, probably got more trim than the rest of the pub that night.

 
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That's one of the most awesomely Australian things I've ever seen ... taking on a shark mano-a-fisho, left with a terrific story, a great scar, probably got more trim than the rest of the pub that night.
I would label that stunt as stupid, and he is lucky it didn't go completely sideways.  
Only woofers would think that was cool.  I like sharks the way I like German Shepherds, which is to say more than I like 99.99998% of most people.  The only reason the shark likely didn't bite harder is they probably had him exhausted fighting on that line for a long time.  And if he had killed the idiot, like I wish would have happened - the shark would have been blamed for a "vicious shark attack".  

AUShat!

 

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I have no respect for stupid. Spent 40+ years trying to help, fix, rescue stupid. Sometimes stupid makes you laugh because it's soooooooooo stupid. But that's about it.
Yeah....But I always wanted to run with the bulls.

 

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That's one of the most awesomely Australian things I've ever seen ... taking on a shark mano-a-fisho, left with a terrific story, a great scar, probably got more trim than the rest of the pub that night.
I would label that stunt as stupid, and he is lucky it didn't go completely sideways.  
What else did you expect from Wofsey??


I know this is nothing new, but seeking negative attention is very often preferable to getting no attention for those that are deprived of it...

 

mikewof

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Yeah....But I always wanted to run with the bulls.
Yup, life goes by in the blink of an eye anyway.* As long as you're not endangering anyone else, life is to be lived, and then ended with a stingray's barb to the heart. Go The Aussies.

*Ernest Hemingway approves of this message.

 
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mikewof

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Ernest Hemingway blew his brains out with a shotgun. Brilliant writer but his approvals are suspect.
He probably saved someone a lot of money.

We choose dangerous lives, from cigars, to booze, motorized vehicles, saturated fat, homes with stairs, shellfish, nuclear power, barbecues, candles, guns, chicken bones and swimming pools.

If a Seppo can keep a loaded handgun next to his bottle of whisky in the poolhouse, then an Aussie can play with a Lemon Shark.

Hell, even porn stars get bitten by Lemon Sharks:




 
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7 hours ago, wof said:

He probably saved someone a lot of money.

We choose dangerous lives, from cigars, to booze, motorized vehicles, saturated fat, homes with stairs, shellfish, nuclear power, barbecues, candles, guns, chicken bones and swimming pools.

If a Seppo can keep a loaded handgun next to his bottle of whisky in the poolhouse, then an Aussie can play with a Lemon Shark.

Hell, even porn stars get bitten by Lemon Sharks:


Idiot!

Here's the proper way to look at Lemon sharks:

Lemon1.jpg

Lemon2.jpg

Lemon Sqeezy.jpg

If you relax, they'll come to you and lay in the sand to be loved on.....

 
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Says it all, those two videos.  I saw ferret's fuckup and thought about posting it, but where do you stop?  There are so many of these examples.

But the comparison between ferret and the porn star says it all, USA Vs AUS.

Fuckin funni.  But he's just one of the boys.

"The electrician, who also catches snakes for his local shire, said the shark didn't go to waste and was eaten.

"We even used some of the leftovers for crab bait," Neille said.

 
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random

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He probably saved someone a lot of money.

We choose dangerous lives, from cigars, to booze, motorized vehicles, saturated fat, homes with stairs, shellfish, nuclear power, barbecues, candles, guns, chicken bones and swimming pools.

If a Seppo can keep a loaded handgun next to his bottle of whisky in the poolhouse, then an Aussie can play with a Lemon Shark.

Hell, even porn stars get bitten by Lemon Sharks:
Idiot!

Here's the proper way to look at Lemon sharks:

If you relax, they'll come to you and lay in the sand to be loved on.....
Great photos.

 

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