Maybe Storming The Capitol Wasn't Such A Good Idea

[basketcase]

well, rules are rules.

but....but...but.... they are all fucking wankers.....

 

[badlatitude]

not enough time. they once hung treasonous cunts. just sayin.....

A lynching by Democrats would be satisfying in so many ways.

 

[Steam Flyer]

but....but...but.... they are all fucking wankers.....

No no no! It's very clear in the rules, they actually are forbidden to wank unless they ejaculate in the direction of a woman. Or a photo of one.

I'm actually interested in the cropped-out part of the rules which appeared to be about housewives being sentient. WT actual F?

 

[Navig8tor]

No no no! It's very clear in the rules, they actually are forbidden to wank unless they ejaculate in the direction of a woman. Or a photo of one.

I'm actually interested in the cropped-out part of the rules which appeared to be about housewives being sentient. WT actual F?

Where these boys are going, a wank, is gonna be the least of their problems.

 

[Ishmael]

No no no! It's very clear in the rules, they actually are forbidden to wank unless they ejaculate in the direction of a woman. Or a photo of one.

Or George Santo.

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

"No wanks". What a buncha losers.

That explains a lot.

 

[WhoaTed]

"No wanks". What a buncha losers.

In cells.

 

[Ishmael]

In cells.

Now in peril.

 

[Mike G]

At least he admits Biden won. That won't go over well.

 

[d'ranger]

What is the point of "if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman"?

Front yard? Back yard? Junkyard? Farm yard? just raises so many more questions.

 

[d'ranger]

And notice I didn't mention school yard since that's getting close to that 3rd rail.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Whoopsies. Insurrecting is hard, isn‘t it, bullshitters?

 

[SloopJonB]

I take it that wasn't the pizzeria with the no basement basement?

 

[Mrleft8]

"Mom?"
"Yes dear"
"Mom.... Are you like right outside the bathroom door?"
"Yes dear. Right outside, just folding your sox...."
"Mom, could you stay there, for.... Like another minute.... Maybe another..... Um.... Uhhhn! It's OK mom, you can go now..."
"That's OK dear, I need to clean the bathroom when you're done in there.... Just flush the toilet, and put your undies in the wash...."

 

[Mike G]

Bullshitting can get pricey...

 

[hasher]

WTF? It would be another DOJ inadequacy not to dig into this. And where is the media outrage?



Speaking of the DOJ, it is striking to indict one thousand rioters, expeditiously, and not the organizers, and planners.

The financiers left a money trail, for lodging and transportation .The Jan. 6 Committee seemed to take a sweeping pass on the personnel and funding behind this very organized effort.

I went to visit a federal prisoner to get a little cooperation by offering a little help. I was sent to a military base where he wondered around quite freely. As long as he didn't oversleep roll call at breakfast it appeared there was no one watching him at all.
It would be a damn shame to treat a common criminal like a common criminal just because he is one. Special rules apply for god's special people.

 

[Mark_K]

I went to visit a federal prisoner to get a little cooperation by offering a little help. I was sent to a military base where he wondered around quite freely. As long as he didn't oversleep roll call at breakfast it appeared there was no one watching him at all.
It would be a damn shame to treat a common criminal like a common criminal just because he is one. Special rules apply for god's special people.

Quantico?

 

[hasher]

Quantico?

Pensacola Air Base

 

[d'ranger]

What was he wondering about?

 

[justsomeguy!]

What was he wondering about?

The Pensacola air base brig.