Maybe Storming The Capitol Wasn't Such A Good Idea

[Sol Rosenberg]

5:00 a.m.!!! How the hell can you get up that early and be coherent? Unless you worked an all nighter.

When I work on a team, I tell them “if I send you anything before 8:00 a.m., it’s not because I started early, it’s because I didn’t sleep, so don’t call me about it until after noon.” But, all nighters are getting harder to do as I get older (not the staying up working part, it’s that once I sleep, I’m too tired the next couple of days to be productive).

My sleep time has evolved to get earlier and earlier. I start out slow and hit full speed by 6 or so, then take a break to go get the blood moving at sunup. If I have any cases heating up, I need to get cracking early to keep up with the young big-firm puppies that get thrown into the mix. Gotta strike while the iron is hot.

 

[badlatitude]

Former FBI Supervisory Special Agent Indicted in Federal Court on Felony Charges​

Source: Department of Justice

Department of Justice
U.S. Attorney’s Office
District of Columbia
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Thursday, June 1, 2023

Former FBI Supervisory Special Agent Indicted in Federal Court on Felony Charges Related to U.S. Capitol Breach

New Charges Include Assaulting Police and Civil Disorder

WASHINGTON – A federal grand jury in the District of Columbia returned an indictment today against an Oregon man on charges related to his actions before and during the breach of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. His actions and the actions of others disrupted a joint session of the U.S. Congress convened to ascertain and count the electoral votes related to the 2020 presidential election.

Jared Wise, 49, of Bend, Oregon, was indicted for civil disorder; and assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers, both felonies; along with four misdemeanors which were contained in the original criminal complaint: knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority; engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds; uttering loud, threatening, or abusive language, or engaging in disorderly or disruptive conduct, in any of the Capitol Buildings; parading, demonstrating, or picketing in any of the Capitol Buildings..

According to court documents, footage from U.S. Capitol CCTV and Metropolitan Police Department body-worn camera depicts Wise inside and on the grounds of the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. At approximately 2:23 p.m., Wise entered the U.S. Capitol building through the Senate Wing Door. After entering, Wise clapped his hands and raised his arms in triumph. Wise walked through the Crypt and past the Memorial Door, ultimately returning and exiting through a window adjacent to the Senate Wing Door at approximately 2:32 p.m. While inside the U.S. Capitol building, Wise is seen wearing a blue jacket and a dark facemask and carrying a dark backpack.

A review of MPD body-worn camera footage reveals Wise engaging with police officers. At approximately 4:21 p.m., on the Upper West Terrace, Wise tells MPD officers, “You guys are disgusting. I’m former—I’m former law enforcement. You’re disgusting. You are the Nazi. You are the Gestapo. You can’t see it. . . . Shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you!” When violence against law enforcement began in front of Wise, including officers being knocked to the ground directly in front of him, Wise turned in the direction of the violence and shouted, “Yeah, fuck them! Yeah, kill ‘em!” A few seconds later, as assaults continued, he shouted in the direction of the rioters attacking the police line, “Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em!”

Wise was employed as a Special Agent and Supervisory Special Agent with the Federal Bureau of Investigation from 2004 through 2017.

This case is being prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Columbia with assistance from the National Security Division's Counterterrorism Section and the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Oregon.

The case is being investigated by the FBI’s San Antonio Field Office with valuable assistance from the Washington Field Office, the Metropolitan Police Department, and the U.S. Capitol Police.

In the 28 months since Jan. 6, 2021, more than 1,000 individuals have been arrested in nearly all 50 states for crimes related to the breach of the U.S. Capitol, including more than 320 individuals charged with assaulting or impeding law enforcement. The investigation remains ongoing. Anyone with tips can call 1-800-CALL-FBI (800-225-5324) or visit tips.fbi.gov.

An indictment is merely an allegation, and all defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

Attachment(s): Download Wise Statement of Facts_redacted
Topic(s): Violent Crime
Component(s): Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), USAO - District of Columbia, USAO - Oregon
Press Release Number: 23-293
Updated June 1, 2023

Read more: https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/...icted-federal-court-felony-charges-related-us

 

[MauiPunter]

He sounds nice. Typical tourist behavior.

 

[Steam Flyer]

He sounds nice. Typical tourist behavior.

Well, the thing is, he was just reacting to the BLM rioters that had been planted in their midst to cause trouble. Everyone knows that the Capitol Police just stood aside and let the trumpalos come on in, because they all needed to go to the bathroom.

 

[Bus Driver]

Well, the thing is, he was just reacting to the BLM rioters that had been planted in their midst to cause trouble. Everyone knows that the Capitol Police just stood aside and let the trumpalos come on in, because they all needed to go to the bathroom.

Well, it would have been nice if those tourists took their dumps in toilets, not on the floors and walls.

 

[another 505 sailor]

Like most everyone else, he just walked in through an open door.

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Like most everyone else, he just walked in through an open door.

 

[MagentaLine]

Anybody have the count of BLM rioters arrested for burning down American cities this time 3 years ago?

 

[hobie1616]

Anybody have the count of BLM rioters arrested for burning down American cities this time 3 years ago?

We all assumed that you would.

 

[Jules]

One or more of my ignored chucklefucks must be on a tear today.

I tried. I really did. And I endured the chucklefucks far longer then they deserved but I finally had to admit what a pathetic waste of time it was.

Since implementing the ignore feature, this forum has changed so dramatically it seems I'm in another place. Then I wonder what bullshit lurks below, but I'm not curious enough to open that hellhole.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

I tried. I really did. And I endured the chucklefucks far longer then they deserved but I finally had to admit what a pathetic waste of time it was.

Since implementing the ignore feature, this forum has changed so dramatically it seems I'm in another place. Then I wonder what bullshit lurks below, but I'm not curious enough to open that hellhole.

I loathe missing out on what someone has to say, mostly because there is much to learn from other people’s perspectives. I purge the ignore list every so often, but the same people tend to make their way back on it, usually because they have nothing to say that isn’t abject bullshit or hate. But we all go through phases and usually get through them…. When the same poster ends up on the list multiple times, it’s pretty clear they have nothing to say.

 

[MagentaLine]

Anybody have the count of BLM rioters arrested for burning down American cities this time 3 years ago?

Anyone, anyone, Bueller, Bueller?

 

[Steam Flyer]

Early this year, I put a PA regular on ignore. After a bit over a month, I took them off ignore with a new personal resolution to respond to them less, so as not to annoy other PA'ers. So far, so good.

IMHO it's important to at least get a glimpse of just how fucked up people can get.

 

[Bus Driver]

Early this year, I put a PA regular on ignore. After a bit over a month, I took them off ignore with a new personal resolution to respond to them less, so as not to annoy other PA'ers. So far, so good.

IMHO it's important to at least get a glimpse of just how fucked up people can get.

Yep. The scroll wheel on my mouse, and the touch pad on the laptop, are there for a reason.

 

[SloopJonB]

I tried. I really did. And I endured the chucklefucks far longer then they deserved but I finally had to admit what a pathetic waste of time it was.

Since implementing the ignore feature, this forum has changed so dramatically it seems I'm in another place. Then I wonder what bullshit lurks below, but I'm not curious enough to open that hellhole.

And it only takes blocking a dozen of the worst fools - out of all the thousands of members here.

 

[SloopJonB]

I loathe missing out on what someone has to say, mostly because there is much to learn from other people’s perspectives.

Do you actually think you might learn something from cretins like, say, JZK or V3?

IMO reading their stupidity is harmful to one's mental health.

 

[Ishmael]

Do you actually think you might learn something from cretins like, say, JZK or V3?

IMO reading their stupidity is harmful to one's mental health.

And a massive waste of time. They aren't here to debate, they are here to fuck things up.

 

[Jules]

it's important to at least get a glimpse of just how fucked up people can get.

But it can also be really depressing. I mean, these people vote... except for the bots of course.

 

[Ishmael]

Fuck these people are stupid. This is confessing to obstruction of justice.

 

[billy backstay]

I tried. I really did. And I endured the chucklefucks far longer then they deserved but I finally had to admit what a pathetic waste of time it was.

Since implementing the ignore feature, this forum has changed so dramatically it seems I'm in another place. Then I wonder what bullshit lurks below, but I'm not curious enough to open that hellhole.

Not just a waste of time and keystrokes, but you are also stroking their egos, and giving them a little shot of endorphin every time they gleefully see that you are attempting to "debate" them! But it is only click bait, as they have no reasoned debate to offer. Only the same old RWNJ bullshit memes. My blood pressure, and overall peace and well being are much improved from liberal application of the ignore function......