Geez, I was gonna say take it JA fer chrissakes, but I'm gonna take back to Gravity's Rainbow limericks.My girl friend rates my performance in bed. 6s, 7s, sometimes an eight. At my age I think that's good. On a business trip I hooked up with a German gal who really appreciated my skills and technique. Poking her ass I got the best rating in ages as she called out "Nein, nein, nein!
Ja, ja, ja, ja!
In Prussia they never eat pussy!
There ain't hardly cats enough.
There's garbage and that's enough,
So waltz me around again, Russky.
There once was a thing called a V-2,
To pilot which you did not need to-
You just pushed a button,
And it would leave nuttin'
But stiffs and big holes and debris, too.
There was a young fellow named Crockett,
Who had an affair with a rocket.
If you saw them out there
You'd be tempted to stare,
BUt if you ain't tried it, don't knock it!
There was a young fellow named Hector,
Who has fond of a launcher-erector.
But the squishes and pops
Of acute pressure drops
Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector
There was a young man from Decatur,
Who slept with a LOX generator.
His balls and his prick
Froze solid real quick,
And his asshole a little bit later.