I've got 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 kid and no guns.Better get yourself a dog then.
My penis is above average size and I am not a quivering, insecure person afraid of everything. I have had a good life and I worry about how I can be better. I don't worry that somebody will get more than me. I don't drink 'lite' beer or beer that comes in red, white and blue cans. I vote Democrat most of the time. I don't believe in god.
In short, I am pretty much the opposite of many gun nutters.