Mocking Ads on Craigslist

[Ishmael]

Yachtworld, not CL, my vote for crap on the back. Looks like a jungle gym.

That boat's been up for sale for a long time. I posted it to the uglyboat thread a year or two ago. A sawzall would help that boat a lot.

 

[Norse Horse]

How to Soft Sell a Soft Deck to Soft Headed PNW Noobs. Well done. http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/boa/4802912359.html

 

[SloopJonB]

"We bought this boat earlier this year, poured a bunch of time & money into it and now we've discovered some REALLY bad shit"

 

[blackjenner]

Give them points for an honest ad.

 

[floating dutchman]

Well if I bought that boat. In one hand I'd have my kids being all over that (literally).

And in the other hand a hack saw.

Tough call.

 

[Steam Flyer]

How to Soft Sell a Soft Deck to Soft Headed PNW Noobs. Well done. http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/boa/4802912359.html

Other than the part about how a 21' Westerly somehow "outsails larger faster yachts" this is a very detailed and honest ad. Great pics too.

FB- Doug

 

[Bull City]

The stainless steel apparatus growing up and out of the stern is the dream catcher. The flat surface under it, which extends over the reverse transom is an onboard trampoline.

I can tell you guys don't know anything about proper equipment.

Yachtworld, not CL, my vote for crap on the back. Looks like a jungle gym.

 

[TQA]

I see that and am thinking TUNA TOWER!

More seriously perhaps he wanted to get two wind generators up high to get more amps?

 

[py26129]

That cashed is so jarring that I did not even see the ugly dodger until just now. Wow.

 

[SloopJonB]

I see that and am thinking TUNA TOWER!

More seriously perhaps he wanted to get two wind generators up high to get more amps?

That's no excuse. In fact there IS no excuse for sticking a piece of ugly crap like that on a boat.

 

[Ishmael]

This is not a mocking. If anyone wants a very cool cradle, this looks kinda neat. I bet it would hold water, so you could use it as a punch bowl.

http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/NUTSHELL-PRAM-LAPSTRAKE-DINGHY-CRADLE_23661652

 

[Rasputin22]

That kid must have been a premmie!

 

[craigjoh]

More seriously perhaps he wanted to get two wind generators up high to get more amps?

Well, They gain strength flowing down hill.....

 

[European Bloke]

Yachtworld, not CL, my vote for crap on the back. Looks like a jungle gym.

Perhaps it's a diving board? The kids would love it.

 

[Raz'r]

looks more like a stripper cage.

 

[RKoch]

I think it should be sporting some chain link fencing. Call it piracy protection or something. If you're gonna go ugly, do it in a big way...

 

[See Level]

From the height of the dodger, I'm guessing the owner must have been really tall and that's just a standard stern pulpit for him.

 

[SloopJonB]

Nope - that's a factory hardtop. The owner of that particular boat gets all the credit for that tubular abortion. Whoever welded it up should be ashamed as well.

 

[IStream]

Can't catch dreams without a net...

 

[Norse Horse]

Trailer and frame included. Ugly enough could be used to pull borax across a desert.

Boat needs a home. http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/boa/4804768168.html