Mocking Ads on Craigslist

[low bum]

4x4 brakes are engaged. Needs FREE CANDY painted on the side.

 

[SloopJonB]

I have the perfect trade for it
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A friend had one of those back in the early 70's.

What a dangerous POS - you couldn't drive it, you had to sort of herd it around.

 

[SemiSalt]

here's some more info from the seller:

she was hit by Ian in Cape Coral and she landed on neighbors pylons that put a 8 “ hole at bottom of.. she was listed for 50k before Ian. Everything works fine many upgrades it was sailed from Toronto to Bahamas then to Cape Coral. She is a beautiful boat needs some work on it to be able to take you anywhere in the world. She has been in fresh water in the last 10 years. Anyone interested give me an offer you must arrange for removal. No water inside


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If 1) you really, really wanted a 35' Bristol, and 2) you owned a company that owned a really big crane, and 3) there was access to get the crane close, then you just might make it work out.

 

[SloopJonB]

If 1) you really, really wanted a 35' Bristol, and 2) you owned a company that owned a really big crane, and 3) there was access to get the crane close, then you just might make it work out.

A local facility recently had to replace a piling - just getting the floating crane to show up was $18,000.00.

Then the billing started.

 

[Jud - s/v Sputnik]

Mock on. This is serious stuff

boat themed sexy posters - boat parts - by owner

professionally printed on card stock, measures 11 x 17" local pickup, $10 local delivery or $15 Canada Post

vancouver.craigslist.org

 

[toddster]

Just click on a few bikini boat babe pics on “Pinterest” and they will fill your morning inbox with similar stuff every day. Forever. (Subject line: “You Have A Good Eye.” Are they all 18 y/o frat boys over there, or what? NTTATWWT.)

 

[sparau]

Lifted from another site but too funny not to share. I personally am awestruck.

 

[robtoujours]

Wow. If anyone accuses your cruiser as being a “floating caravan”, show them this pic

 

[167149]

mini "A" ???

Lifted from another site but too funny not to share. I personally am awestruck. View attachment 554312

 

[Fleetwood]

You win!
Did you press 'send'?

 

[Steam Flyer]

Lifted from another site but too funny not to share. I personally am awestruck. View attachment 554312

I like the single spreader.
Symmetry is over rated!

 

[sparau]

You win!
Did you press 'send'?

Nah, I don't like clipper bows and the reverse sheer puts me off.

 

[Raincoast]

Lifted from another site but too funny not to share. I personally am awestruck. View attachment 554312

From the desk of Bruce Roberts, looks like.

 

[chester]

From the desk of Bruce Roberts, looks like.

Ouch.

 

[SloopJonB]

You win!
Did you press 'send'?

Double winner - Mocking and Uglyboat.

 

[Kris Cringle]

Wow. If anyone accuses your cruiser as being a “floating caravan”, show them this pic

My first look, I saw a trailer in there. Somebody built/stretched a boat 'skin' around it.

 

[Autonomous]

I like the single spreader.
Symmetry is over rated!

Offset mast!!!

 

[Steam Flyer]

Nah, I don't like clipper bows and the reverse sheer puts me off.

Should be good for you, then. It's got a clipped bow and reverse-reverse sheer.

Or something.

 

[accnick]

Lifted from another site but too funny not to share. I personally am awestruck. View attachment 554312

That thing may win the "ugly" prize.

I need an eyewash after looking at that.

 

[toddster]

Mock on. This is serious stuff

boat themed sexy posters - boat parts - by owner

professionally printed on card stock, measures 11 x 17" local pickup, $10 local delivery or $15 Canada Post

vancouver.craigslist.org

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Cool. I had to abandon / give away most of my art. Too big to fit on the boat.