never fuckin' mind

[Snaggletooth]

Thast a bigge twinkey

 

[Vieux Port]

Of course, just because you are a character, doesn't mean you have character.

By gad sir you are a character! Indeed you are!

 

[Talchotali]

"...Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads, a whale of a tale or two
'bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved,
On nights like this with the moon above,
A whale of a tale, and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo..."

 

[Snaggletooth]

" He caulled you a piece of chicken...."

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Well I say she’s not a true blond and I will back it up with 20 bucks.

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

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"You had to get a gun and learn how to use it, which leads me to my second rule: the double tap. In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead-dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head."

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Take you hands off my lobby boy!

 

[Snaggletooth]

The crew werre mostley kidds. Rock & rolleres withe oune foote in theire grave.

 

[10thTonner]

Promoting him into that position was like using a croissant as a dildo - it doesn’t get the job done and it leaves a fucking mess!

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Frank, we’re you always like this or did you crack up over here?

 

[Snaggletooth]

Ime sorrey babey, I diddente no it wase youre turne.

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

You have the rare privilege that happens on certain occasions to chief executives of states or nations. You have the privilege of restoring a human being's life by a tender act of mercy.

 

[Snaggletooth]

it brinegs on manney changes........

 

[Talchotali]

it brinegs on manney changes........

The director had his son write the lyrics for "a dumb song about suicide" which the son delivered in about five minutes.

The son made ten times what his father made directing the movie from this songwriting credit.

Easy listening versions likely still playing in 1000 elevators as you read this.

Producers and directors love to write lyrics to movie/TV show themes, as they get a royalty each time the song is played, even if used only as an instrumental. Gene Roddenberry knew this so that's why the theme for the original Star Trek has lyrics, though never performed.

M.A.S.H. is a great 70s era movie. Watch it again if you haven't for a while.

 

[Talchotali]

"Beyond The rim of the star-light.
My love Is wand'ring in star-flight.
I know He'll find in star-clustered reaches.
Love, Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know His journey ends never.
His star trek Will go on forever.
But tell him While he wanders his starry sea.
Remember, remember me."

- Gene Roddenberry

Lyrics, Star Trek Theme, original series

 

[Snaggletooth]

"Whast chin donna?"

 

[Vieux Port]

...‘Fuhgeddaboudit’ is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, ‘fuhgeddaboudit.’ But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? ‘fuhgeddaboudit!’ You know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, ‘fuhgeddaboudit.’ But it’s also like saying ‘Go to hell!’ too. Like, you know, like ‘Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?’ and Paulie says fuhgeddaboudit!’

But sometimes it just means, ‘fuhgeddaboudit’...

 

[Snaggletooth]

What moovie ist that?

 

[Vieux Port]

 

[Hitchhiker]

“I ate my twin in the womb”