never fuckin' mind

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

I never thought I would say this but I’m gettin the pig!

 

[Snaggletooth]

So be warrey of anney man who keepes a pigge farme

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

I fuckin hate pikeys

 

[Snaggletooth]

Theires notheng licke a pikey reactione

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement.

 

[Talchotali]

"A lady loves to love..."​

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A lady loves expensive clothes, and pretty jewels and furs and french chapeaus​

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She loves her lingerie in black, it suits her zodiac​

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Loves a penthouse where she'll be content to stay​

Finds little gifts on her breakfast tray​

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But now and then pack and sail away​

For a simple Riveria holiday​

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A lady loves beaucoup l'amour, but first of all she loves to be secure​

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And she adores the subtle phrase, that it's the man who pays​

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Yet there is one vital thought she will place above, all the things I mention of,​

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That most of all, a lady loves to love.​

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[Bump-n-Grind]

This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

 

[10thTonner]

Boarg!
Here's your ear bleach guys:

 

[Snaggletooth]

Butte, why ist teh rum gone?

 

[Hitchhiker]

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

Looks like chuck is taking the skin boat to to tuna town!

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

 

[Tacoma Mud Flats]

"A lady loves to love..."
A lady loves expensive clothes, and pretty jewels and furs and french chapeausShe loves her lingerie in black, it suits her zodiacLoves a penthouse where she'll be content to stayFinds little gifts on her breakfast trayBut now and then pack and sail awayFor a simple Riveria holidayA lady loves beaucoup l'amour, but first of all she loves to be secureAnd she adores the subtle phrase, that it's the man who paysYet there is one vital thought she will place above, all the things I mention of,That most of all, a lady loves to love.

What male with any extant pulse would not be taken in by the charms of a 20 year old Debbie Reynolds?

Eddie Fischer, you must have been a total schmuck.

Here is the encore -



...there are no yachts in all her plans, just pots and pans...

 

[jdw]

Unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. Rococo’s pocket.

 

[Chris in Santa Cruz CA]

And Doris day liked to play.

 

[Tacoma Mud Flats]

Unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. Rococo’s pocket.

Audrey Farber?

 

[jdw]

Audrey Farber?

Susan Underhill?

 

[Tacoma Mud Flats]

Susan Underhill?

Betty Jo Bialosky!

 

[Snaggletooth]

youre a helluva bondere

 

[jdw]

Betty Jo Bialosky!

Everyone knew her as Nancy.