never fuckin' mind

Snaggletooth

SA's Morrelle Compasse
34,963
5,989
I usse to thick if I dide in an eville plaice then my soulle woudent macke it to heaven. Welle, fuck. I doint carre whearre it gose as longue it ainte hearre.
 

Talchotali

Capt. Marvel's Wise Friend
499
253
Vancouverium BC
...It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day...
 

Talchotali

Capt. Marvel's Wise Friend
499
253
Vancouverium BC
Sometimes it feels like there are so many things in this world we can’t control. Earthquakes, floods, reality shows… But it’s important to remember the things that we can. Like forgiveness, second chances, fresh starts… Because the one thing that turns the world from the longing place to a beautiful place… is love. Love and any of its forms. Love gives us hope… Hope for the New Year. That’s what New Year’s Eve is to me. Hope and a great party!
 

Tacoma Mud Flats

Have star, will steer by
PHIL "What are you looking for? Who's your perfect guy?"
RITA "Well. First of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect."
PHIL "That's me."
RITA "He's intelligent, supportive, funny."
PHIL "Intelligent, supportive, funny. Me, me, me."
RITA (thinking) "He's romantic and courageous."
PHIL "Me, me also."
RITA "He has a good body but he doesn't have to look in the mirror every two minutes."
PHIL "I have a great body and I never look at it."
RITA "He's kind and sensitive and gentle and considerate. And he's not afraid to cry in front of me."
PHIL "This is a man we're talking about, right?"
 




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