Next up! Al Franken

[Spatial Ed]

Of course you don’t call for Frankens departure. In your world, women are chattel.

That’s how jack rolls.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

 

[Ishmael]

I don't think that's up to Trump's standards.

She's certainly up to mine.

Oh, did I say that out loud?

 

[badlatitude]

Franken is breaking out in bimbo eruptions. 

Huff Po dredges up two more ...

POLITICS https://www.huffingtonpost.com/section/politics

11/22/2017 07:10 pm ET Updated 1 hour ago

Two More Women Accuse Sen. Al Franken Of Inappropriate Touching



One woman told HuffPost that Franken had grabbed her backside at an event honoring women.



By Jenavieve Hatch and Zachary Roth
 
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/al-franken-two-more-women-groping_us_5a15a455e4b09650540ec295

Honestly, do you expect any Democrats to resign as long as Donald Trump is running around with 17 accusers?

 

[Spatial Ed]

Bad photoshop the face needs to be defocused slightly to match the original. Leeann doe have a nice face. At least Franken's taste is better than my bill's.

Nobody knows photoshop better than you, Jack.

 

[Spatial Ed]

Franken is breaking out in bimbo eruptions. 

Huff Po dredges up two more ...

POLITICS https://www.huffingtonpost.com/section/politics

11/22/2017 07:10 pm ET Updated 1 hour ago

Two More Women Accuse Sen. Al Franken Of Inappropriate Touching



One woman told HuffPost that Franken had grabbed her backside at an event honoring women.



By Jenavieve Hatch and Zachary Roth
 
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/al-franken-two-more-women-groping_us_5a15a455e4b09650540ec295

He was just doing his best David Copafeel impression.  It was cute when Pappy Bush did it.

 

[badlatitude]

Honestly, did  you criticized  Donald Trump's behavior? And you think there is no hypocrisy in defending Franken and attacking his accusers? You are so cute.

Yes, I believe everyone has just about had a word about Donald Trump's behavior, and I see no reason at all why anyone should pay any penalty until he answers the charges in front of him. He is the politician on top of the ladder.

 

[Spatial Ed]

If trump resigns because of the 16 women who have accused him of sexual assault, I think Franken should hand in his resignation shortly thereafter.

 

[badlatitude]

If trump resigns because of the 16 women who have accused him of sexual assault, I think Franken should hand in his resignation shortly thereafter.

I agree and that should apply across the board.

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

If trump resigns because of the 16 women who have accused him of sexual assault, I think Franken should hand in his resignation shortly thereafter.

Waiting for Trump to demonstrate the right thing to do may require some patience.

 

[jocal505]

I already gave it:

And why the deflection to race? I'm poking fun at your homophobic bigotry. If I had wanted to poke fun at your racial bigotry again, I would have brought this up again:

Happy Thanksgiving Tom. I want to regard you better than this.  What it is, my friend. 

 

[jocal505]

And why the deflection to race? I'm poking fun at your homophobic bigotry. If I had wanted to poke fun at your racial bigotry again, I would have brought this up again:

The immature, short-sighted desire for gunpower is amplified, and more volatile, among blacks. Even more deadly than among whites.

Happy Thanksgiving Tom. I want to regard you better than this.  What it is, my friend. 

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

Franken’s allegations remind me of the Tyson beauty pageant allegations.

The Serial Buttocks Fondler. 

https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-4068042.html

 

[Ed Lada]

All right, all right, I confess.  I was 17 when I graduated from high school.  On graduation night I went to several parties and I may have been a bit drunk.  At the last party I was getting ready to go home.  There was a group of people standing around including a junior year girl I had always liked.  She was quite short and had large breasts.  For some reason, I reached through the crowd, under her arm and grabbed her right breast from behind, honnnnk!  She quickly turned around and said "Hey!  What are you doing?"  I said, "Oh, sorry."  She replied, "OK", and smiled at me.  That was the only time in my life I ever touched a woman unbidden, I swear.  Now I can never run for political office, if I become famous, somebody will dig up this story and shame me.  I am glad I could finally confess, I have been living with this sin for 45 years.  I'm sorry Pam, I was drunk, honest!  (Although I must admit, I enjoyed copping the feel.)  Please don't hate me for this.

Me on that fateful night.

 

[kent_island_sailor]

 

If trump resigns because of the 16 women who have accused him of sexual assault, I think Franken should hand in his resignation shortly thereafter.

Waiting for Trump to demonstrate the right thing to do may require some patience.

 

[Sol Rosenberg]

There's only one "R"ight thing to do, and the Pride of New York did it a few years back when he put the R behind his name.  He can do anything he wants other than switch that R to a D, and people of principle will continue to avoid and/or rebut criticism of him.  

 

[badlatitude]

Honestly, I don't know what to believe anymore.

From the Russian Troll monitoring dashboard (run by Clint Watts): http://dashboard.securingdemocracy.org/ 
 

Between November 11 and November 17, we examined 55 articles that were among the top URLs shared by Kremlin-oriented accounts on Twitter. Over 40% of the URLs focused on sexual misconduct allegations; of those URLs, 42% attacked accused Democrats (or those connected to liberal causes), 4% promoted a narrative of a Saudi-linked pedophile ring, and 54% defended Roy Moore.
https://imgur.com/rBEu51V

 

[Not My Real Name]

All right, all right, I confess.  I was 17 when I graduated from high school.  On graduation night I went to several parties and I may have been a bit drunk.  At the last party I was getting ready to go home.  There was a group of people standing around including a junior year girl I had always liked.  She was quite short and had large breasts.  For some reason, I reached through the crowd, under her arm and grabbed her right breast from behind, honnnnk!  She quickly turned around and said "Hey!  What are you doing?"  I said, "Oh, sorry."  She replied, "OK", and smiled at me.  That was the only time in my life I ever touched a woman unbidden, I swear.  Now I can never run for political office, if I become famous, somebody will dig up this story and shame me.  I am glad I could finally confess, I have been living with this sin for 45 years.  I'm sorry Pam, I was drunk, honest!  (Although I must admit, I enjoyed copping the feel.)  Please don't hate me for this.

Me on that fateful night.

I must also admit that when I was 18, my girlfriend at the time might have taken a snapshot of me wearing nothing but a bow tie...

 

[Ed Lada]

I must also admit that when I was 18, my girlfriend at the time might have taken a snapshot of me wearing nothing but a bow tie...

The night before I left for my Army assignment in Germany when I was 19, my girlfriend took a Polaroid photo of me reclining on a couch in my parents basement, wearing my Army dress hat and a strategically placed pillow.  And nothing else.  Come to think of it, I lost my virginity that night too.  Women can't resist a man boy in uniform.

 

[SloopJonB]

I hope you disgusting degenerates don't ever plan on running for office.