Novel Drunk Driving Defense

[Ed Lada]

Well here you go.

Hell hath no fury like 2 women scorned. I wonder if the guy will go into hiding in the witness protection program.

 

[chinabald]

Watched this guy repeat himself for 2 minutes and didn’t have the patience to listen to him any more.

 

[justsomeguy!]

Watched this guy repeat himself for 2 minutes and didn’t have the patience to listen to him any more.

Thank you.
How the hell does one get nine minutes out of that story?

 

[veni vidi vici]

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[Ed Lada]

Watched this guy repeat himself for 2 minutes and didn’t have the patience to listen to him any more.

Thank you.
How the hell does one get nine minutes out of that story?

Tough crowd here.

I guess y'all must have just quit smoking recently or something.

 

[justsomeguy!]

Tough crowd here.

He could have quit at 2:30. Brevity and all that.

 

[Point Break]

I didn’t watch it……..I’ve listened to that sort of incoherent babbling excuses over my career way too many times…….

 

[Ed Lada]

He could have quit at 2:30. Brevity and all that.

You know, I thought I didn't have much of a life but for you and others taking time to complain about something that stupid just amazes me.

Don't you have any hobbies or anything like that?

Oh, wait, apparently your new hobby is playing spelling and grammar policeman here. Never mind, carry on.

I had heard things weren't going well in the US, but I didn't know it was this bad!

 

[justsomeguy!]

I had heard things weren't going well in the US, but I didn't know it was this bad!

Who said I'm in the US?

 

[Ed Lada]

Who said I'm in the US?

Ahh, how presumptive of me.

I see you list your location as "from shithole countries". I guess that explains it.

I feel for you, it must really suck.

 

[slap]

Watched this guy repeat himself for 2 minutes and didn’t have the patience to listen to him any more.

He's a lawyer - he gets paid by the hour.

 

[jerseyguy]

He's a lawyer - he gets paid by the hour.

Or by the word

 

[Windward]

Or by the word

And the click

 

[chinabald]

Tough crowd here.

I guess y'all must have just quit smoking recently or something.

Never dumb enough to start. Just naturally grumpy in the morning.

 

[d'ranger]

A better one told to me years ago by a Russian: when stopped he explained he needed to get home before the vodka takes effect.

As to the video? Much ado about nothing when you have nothing else to talk about.

 

[Mrleft8]

I know (knew) Ukiah well. Willits, Ft. Bragg. the whole area was one big drunken brawl, with meth heads, crack addicts, powder coke fiends, and of course massive amounts of high powered marijuana, which was often mixed with grain alcohol to make a drink called "The green dragon". Take a bud of Hi-po Emerald triangle and soak it in a bottle of Graves Grain alcohol for 6 months, and you have got one hell of a hallucinogenic mix.... I took a teensy weensy little sip once. Just got my lips wet really....
I was very glad that I lived across the street from the bar, and that the beautiful lizard lady helped me slither across the road, and up the porch steps. I think she put me in bed, but I'm not sure, because the next thing I knew I was in the kitchen looking for the car.

 

[Mark_K]

Well here you go.

Hell hath no fury like 2 women scorned. I wonder if the guy will go into hiding in the witness protection program.

The Tiger Woods defense?