Ok the selfie contest is over, no one is going to top this...

[Timo42]

Caption read:

Quote:
@NASA I believe I get to claim the first EVA selfie from space during my Gemini 12 spacewalk orbiting Earth 17,000 mph. Best. Selfie. Ever.

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[Touch of Gray]

And all we want is Sandra Bullok with all her clothes off and TITS un-sullied by gravity.

 

[Guitar]

Does that say "change mag cockeye"?

 

[Snaggletooth]

I see that ans allso see;

......OR ATTACH

...COCK CAMERA

...E OR ATTACH

...COCK CAMERA

10 - S - 18

 

[Ancient_Mariner]

I KNEW they had loaded cameras up there!

 

[DogBalls]

What a pussy. A real man would take a selfie with his helmet off!

 

[ClevelandSteamer]

What a pussy. A real man would take a selfie with his helmet off!

+1

The best shot for the history books is in that 0.1 millisecond between the amazing rush from when you feel the cold blast hits your brain and that moment of horror when your head explodes.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

What a pussy. A real man would take a selfie with his helmet off!

and while he was driving.

 

[Willin']

Oh yeah? How about this for worst selfie?

Two men killed by elephant as they pose for photos

http://mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Two-men-killed-by-elephant-as-they-pose-for-photos/-/1950946/2291692/-/format/xhtml/-/74hhyyz/-/index.html

 

[Sandstone]

Oh yeah? How about this for worst selfie?

Two men killed by elephant as they pose for photos

http://mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Two-men-killed-by-elephant-as-they-pose-for-photos/-/1950946/2291692/-/format/xhtml/-/74hhyyz/-/index.html

more people this stupid need to get out into nature. Attrition.

 

[Timo42]

Oh yeah? How about this for worst selfie?

Two men killed by elephant as they pose for photos

http://mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Two-men-killed-by-elephant-as-they-pose-for-photos/-/1950946/2291692/-/format/xhtml/-/74hhyyz/-/index.html

more people this stupid need to get out into nature. Attrition.

Honorable mention?

 

[Mark K]

Another honorable mention:



Murray deputy bit by drug dog while taking selfie

Rachel Brown[email protected]

A Murray County Sheriff’s Office deputy is recovering after one of the department’s drug dogs bit him in the face on Monday.

 

[Willin']

Selfie induced trauma?

 

[Guest]

Honorable mention?

Oh if only he had been standing about 3 more inches to his left.......

 

[barleymalt]

Oh yeah? How about this for worst selfie?

Two men killed by elephant as they pose for photos

http://mobile.nation.co.ke/news/Two-men-killed-by-elephant-as-they-pose-for-photos/-/1950946/2291692/-/format/xhtml/-/74hhyyz/-/index.html

more people this stupid need to get out into nature. Attrition.

It's times like these that you appreciate Charles Darwin, and the annual award that bears his name.

 

[alteredst88]

 

[Kaptainkriz]

Another:

http://www.newser.com/story/187306/teen-dies-while-trying-to-take-selfie.html

And another:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-plunges-30ft-death-after-3442466

 

[IrieMon]

Congrats to USNA class of 2014 !

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]