Who’s the muppet sleeping with inappropriate footwear in the pushpit
I'm definitely in that category, but Reliance is my favorite.
1st: What the fuck is a pushpit? Oh yeah... a modern made-up British term for stern pulpit.
2nd: The forlorn sea-sick muppet incapacitated to the point he can no longer drive his own boat? That would be the previous owner of this site. He's clenching tight to hold back the diarrhea.