Poll: Ban Jack Sparrow from Sailing Anarchy?

[Starboard!!]

I can barely navigate this site any more, it's all @jack_sparrowspam posts all the time. They are verbose, unoriginal, humorless, and of such a volume to make any engagement pointless. 

I'm guessing I'm not alone here - @Editor, pls give some consideration to improving the discourse here by punting him.

 

[jack_sparrow]

Speaking for myself, my trolling is purely recreational" @LB 15  5 January 2021 

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[Starboard!!]

...and for those of you who selected "less than 4 minutes for Jack to confirm the point of this poll" step right up and claim your prize!

 

[Israel Hands]

Um, I don't have a dog in this fight, but when you attack someone, do you not expect them to respond?

I may not speak for most but I know I speak for some here. Antagonizing people on and on isn't entertaining. Witty back and forth, smart-ass comments, jabs at each other that contain some element of intelligence are one thing.  But going on and on and on is boring, and at its core, is bullying. Maybe it's happening in both directions. I don't know and really don't care.

Just stop.

 

[jack_sparrow]

I can barely navigate this site any more, it's all @jack_sparrowspam posts all the time. They are verbose, unoriginal, humorless, and of such a volume to make any engagement pointless. 

I'm guessing I'm not alone here - @Editor, pls give some consideration to improving the discourse here by punting him.

..and for those of you who selected "less than 4 minutes for Jack to confirm the point of this poll" step right up and claim your prize!

"I can barely navigate this site any more, ....to make any engagement pointless."

You and your sock here have carefully navigated your way through making dozen posts on SA in 9 months, in threads I have never fucking been near and your last post before today was over a month ago.

If your sock is having trouble navigating then then I suggest you buy a new fucking trolling compass.

"...to confirm the point of this poll" step right up and claim your prize!"

 Your prize one would hope is being punted.

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[Starboard!!]

Mr Sparrow - I haven't been on this part of the board for a long time, because it seemed to be mostly pointless Trump vs non-trump political covid crap early this summer. But now it seems like it's just you and LB15 going at each other. He was funny though, so I left him off my poll. In any case, if no one else feels this way, then they can skip the voting and you can have this entire section of sailing anarchy all to yourself. 

 

[jack_sparrow]

I haven't been on this part of the board,for a long time, because it seemed to be mostly pointless

"This part of the board"?????...that is a dozen posts  of yours in ALL of SA for the last 9 months you have had trouble with navigating. .

As for LB? Cant you read.  Speaking for myself, my trolling is purely recreational" @LB 15  5 January 2021 

Piss off you turnip..  

 

[Starboard!!]

I didn't know this was a contest for who can post the most. I concede... 

 

[jack_sparrow]

But now it seems like it's just you and LB15 going at each other. He was funny though, so I left him off my poll.

Yep LB is as funny as fuck. 

He is just a garden variety online bully, posts no substance, and mocks those that do using a cocktail of humor and belittling people...and like those of that gutless ilk, is one who can't cop his own medicine.

Anywhere else but Covid threads, where I have skin in the game that I wish I didn't, I could''t give a fuck about posters like him.

Stb are you really any different with this gutless shit you are prosecuting here? 

Here is an edited extract of just one post of his as a sample and with my meme reply.

You tell me what you reckon having regards to your words; "consideration to improving the discourse," as your foundation principle if you are genuine, which I strongly doubt?

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On 2/11/2021 at 4:00 PM, LB 15 said

"...Lets turn over a few stones on this little fantasy.In December 2020 Australia had 35 100 overseas arrivals while NZ had 4390. Australia's population is 25.36 million and NZ's is 4.91 million....

...Jack posts utter bullshit.............

.....So all this demonstrates that Jack doesn't just talk with a forked tongue, he talks with his own dick in his mouth..........

.....I thought it worth an hour of my time to investigate just some of the ridiculous claims and the outright bullshit he posts.......... 

....Baiting him has been very entertaining sport (and I will continue to do it) but it is important to understand that nothing he posts can be trusted. 

So its over to you Jack.".. 

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[Starboard!!]

Mr Sparrow - my issue is that I don't have any fucking idea how your posts relate to any topic at hand. 

I gather that you are very upset that Australia has been allowing too many people into the country, which is fine... I couldn't care less one way or the other.  

But I don't understand why you post the same statistics and memes on every single thread, it's not convincing, it's just spam and make it impossible to read anything or anyone else's replies. That's why I'd suggest you need a time out.

 

[jack_sparrow]

Mr Sparrow - my issue is that I don't have any fucking idea how your posts relate to any topic at hand. 

I gather that you are very upset that Australia has been allowing too many people into the country, 

That says a lot...and you are totally wrong.

This.

But I don't understand why you post the same statistics and memes on every single thread, it's not convincing, it's just spam 

Join the fucking dots son...or would accept this shit? Noting these are threads you are nowhere to be seen.

As for LB? Cant you read.  Speaking for myself, my trolling is purely recreational" @LB 15  5 January 2021 

..and like those of that gutless ilk, is one who can't cop his own medicine.

Anywhere else but Covid threads, where I have skin in the game that I wish I didn't, I could''t give a fuck about posters like him.

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On 2/11/2021 at 4:00 PM, LB 15 said

...Baiting him has been very entertaining sport (and I will continue to do it) but it is important to understand that nothing he posts can be trusted. 

Your poll really is built on solid ground isn't it.

 

[Starboard!!]

Yeah you post above is sort of my point. I  can't follow your incoherent string of quotes.  And more annoyingly, I can't follow any other poster's conversation because everywhere I look, you've spammed it with hundreds of self-quotes. 

I sense I'm wasting my time here.

 

[jack_sparrow]

Bye...and ponder the picture with quote.



"If all these people 'stranded' overseas love Australia so much, they can prove it by not risking the lives of all their countrymen AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY."  (his emphasis)   @LB 15    8 February 2021

 

[ROADKILL666]

Leave the twat alone

 

[d'ranger]

There is this feature - hover your mouse over their avatar and select "ignore" - check all the boxes.

Problem solved without being a dick.

 

[Bristol-Cruiser]

Mr Sparrow - my issue is that I don't have any fucking idea how your posts relate to any topic at hand. 

I gather that you are very upset that Australia has been allowing too many people into the country, which is fine... I couldn't care less one way or the other.  

But I don't understand why you post the same statistics and memes on every single thread, it's not convincing, it's just spam and make it impossible to read anything or anyone else's replies. That's why I'd suggest you need a time out.

Don't you have an ignore function? Works well for me.

 

[Controversial_posts]

I sense I'm wasting my time here.

Anyone here could have told you that...

I don’t support a permanent ban though, he has potential to be amusing, in a science experiment sort of way.  What about instead a two week time out? If for no other reason in that it’ll give him a chance to come up with new material. He’s become so dreadfully boring.

(i voted to flick, but with that caveat)

 

[Controversial_posts]

He is just a garden variety online bully, posts no substance, and mocks those that do using a cocktail of humor and belittling people...and like those of that gutless ilk, is one who can't cop his own medicine.

Is it possible that could find myself in agreement with wacko jacko? You sir have earned the upvote!

 

[LB 15]

Anywhere else but Covid threads, where I have skin in the game that I wish I didn't, I could''t give a fuck about posters like him.

You should contact the mods Jack. It looks like Megan Markle has hacked your account.