President Trump - crystal ball gazing #2

PBO

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It's been a few years since any activity from me. About 4 years ago I started a thread "President Trump - crystal ball gazing" that had a few responses & predictions around Trump becoming POTUS 

Unsurprisingly many predictions were quite accurate...time for another! My predictions for the next 4 months - because a Trump month is like a year for normal people

  1. Trump will be re-elected by people full of rage & conspiracy hype, voting against their own best interests
  2. Those voters won't really understand what or who they're voting for other than the 'fuck you' Trump sentiment & the BS concept they'll be better off somehow with Trump 
  3. Covid-19 will continue unabated due to Trumps apathy & no effective vaccine 
  4. Trump will continue to test his racist ideas on the American people with the enthusiastic support of fringe groups
  5. The racial divide will widen & escalate into further unrest & rioting with new trigger points being included in response to #3 above
  6. The US will continue to goosestep toward financial ruin
  7. Trump will settle his debts with the new Superpower nations through the collapse of the US 
  8. Trump will further his ideas around constitutional change to allow continued power for him and or his family
  9. With new found re-election confidence, Trump will go all out. The first 4 years will seem tame to what is to come 

Let 'er rip...

 

Ishmael

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10. On the Inauguration Day of his second term, Trump is obliterated by an asteroid carved with the ten commandments, leaving a smouldering copy of "The Art of the Deal" clutched in a small, crispy hand. Pence is wiped out seconds later by a second asteroid bearing a life-size statue of Oscar Wilde.

 

PHIRKIN

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10. On the Inauguration Day of his second term, Trump is obliterated by an asteroid carved with the ten commandments, leaving a smouldering copy of "The Art of the Deal" clutched in a small, crispy hand. Pence is wiped out seconds later by a second asteroid bearing a life-size statue of Oscar Wilde.
Delightfully evocative, with intriguing mental imagery. Thanks for the....dark, leaden levity.  

Depressing oxymorons seem to be in order, considering.

 

Mismoyled Jiblet.

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Trump will have Mitch McConnell declare His horse Melania a Senator, impregnate Ivanka who will give birth to Donald the 3 in the Oval Office streamed live on Facebook, Jared Kushner will be chopped up with a bonesaw by MBS after NYC real estate collapses, and it’ll turn out there’s actually a sex slave ring operating out of the NRA headquarters.

Loyal Elk Will vote for a 5th term of Donald Trump in 2036 - Trump being by that point a jar of goo floating in a rotting colostomy bag  - because Hillary used email. No one can remember what email was, or who Hillary was, but it’s important and they should “lock her up”. An ironic end as she’s one of the few USAns not imprisoned making license plates for cars that don’t exist because the road system has reduced to dirt tracks.

 
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Mrleft8

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Trump refuses to take the new mandatory drug test required by law of all federal employees thanks to Bitch McConnell, and William Barr, and is fired.

 

Grrr...

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10. On the Inauguration Day of his second term, Trump is obliterated by an asteroid carved with the ten commandments, leaving a smouldering copy of "The Art of the Deal" clutched in a small, crispy hand. Pence is wiped out seconds later by a second asteroid bearing a life-size statue of Oscar Wilde.
Ok, that was damn funny.

What's going to happen to Mitch?

 

Ishmael

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Ok, that was damn funny.

What's going to happen to Mitch?
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