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LB 15

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Anomaly2 said:
And NOBODY, League or Union, tops Jonah Lomu
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Watch and learn Grass hopper. This guy is the best finisher (IMO) that either code has ever seen.
Unlike Jonah (who was just a big cunt who could run fast) Gagai is (or was, he has been dropped for this game after 21 straight appearances) he was the full package. Lighting quick, unbelievable side step and a ferocious tackler. He went from being the best winger in the game to the best cover defending centre in the game. He breaks the line, draws in the opposition and can kick like a 5/8. Poor old Jonah was just a steam roller. He hardly ever played 80 mins. For fucks sake why does a winger need a breather? My son was a first 15 winger at school. I used to joke that they only needed to wash his Jersey once a season.

 
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LB 15

LB 15

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Been sucked down the youtube rabbit hole today. Fuck! I gotta get this boat ready. This is classic. Much of it is from the legendary 'Battle of Brookevale'. The Melbourne Storm v Manly Sea Eagles at Manlys home ground on the insular peninsular. The game was eventually abandoned because the refs could not keep them apart. This was 2011 and the two clubs hate each other to this day.



 
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Gissie

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There's like 5 billion of them, yet they're still exotic.
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Unless you life in the same country as millions of them, then you realise exotic doesn't mean they don't have the same dangers as western women.
 
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LB 15 said:
........ Must have sucked to have the football players get all the hot chicks at school. But then again, as if often the case with you sports hating types, chicks may not have been your thing...
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While the boofheads were rolling around on top of each other, getting patted on the ass for doing well, and ending off with a nice communal naked shower, I was off in a quiet corner playing guitar and singing the popular songs of the day to a group of admiring girls.

They got the drunk fat stupid virgins, while I got the stoner/arty types who wanted to experiment with oral sex.

They got blue balls and the beginnings of brain damage, while the worst I suffered was a pleasantly chafed dick.
 
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Happy said:
While the boofheads were rolling around on top of each other, getting patted on the ass for doing well, and ending off with a nice communal naked shower, I was off in a quiet corner playing guitar and singing the popular songs of the day to a group of admiring girls.

They got the drunk fat stupid virgins, while I got the stoner/arty types who wanted to experiment with oral sex.

They got blue balls and the beginnings of brain damage, while the worst I suffered was a pleasantly chafed dick.
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Rolling around in an orgy of stoned hippy chicks is fucking fantastic until you dimly realise through the trippy mushroom induced haze that the arsehole you are rogering belongs to your brother.
 
LB 15

LB 15

Cunt
31,809
7,310
The great southern land
Happy said:
While the boofheads were rolling around on top of each other, getting patted on the ass for doing well, and ending off with a nice communal naked shower, I was off in a quiet corner playing guitar and singing the popular songs of the day to a group of admiring girls.

They got the drunk fat stupid virgins, while I got the stoner/arty types who wanted to experiment with oral sex.

They got blue balls and the beginnings of brain damage, while the worst I suffered was a pleasantly chafed dick.
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Mate that poor little dick of yours must be red raw after writing that.
 
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