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Happy
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Not that I've tried, but I'm pretty sure I can't type and assault the clergy at the same time.
Blue Crab
benthivore
It's still unusual but I'm in the sticks. There is an ad on Tv where a very pretty Asian female is assured by her Anglo about-to-be-hubs. As commercials go, it's a 10.
Happy
Super Anarchist
Or lonely sex with widow palm and her five daughters.
00seven
James "Grumpy" Bond
What time is kick off? I don't want to deal with bullshit build up crap....
Ukuri
Member
2 minutes ago.
Quick, turn your telly on.
Blue Crab
benthivore
We call that tourist season.
Rushman
FIIGS
Commentary is pro NSW
LB 15
Cunt
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I feel for all those NSW dads, waking up this morning to try and comport their tearful, shattered children and to come up with an answer to their question 'Why are Queenslander's so much better than us Daddy?"
Once again the heart has been ripped out of every New South Welshmen - and in the most painful way.
12 minutes to go - Queensland down by 2 points and Flegler gets 10 in the bin for nothing. Absolute bullshit. As usual Joey and the NSW commentators as saying that it is over for Queensland, with one man down NSW will run away with it.
Morons.
Once again the boys in Maroon stood tall, backs to the wall, only 12 players on the park, two critical injuries and most of the back line playing out of position, their already magnificently huge cocks grew even larger and they scored - not once but twice to put the game away 26- 18. As predicted Reece Walsh was unbelievable and Queensland are on the cusp of their next decade of domination.
And now NSW must face every Blues nightmare - one down in the series and it is off to the Cauldron for game two in front of 55 000 baying XXXX fueled Queensland bogans. This is the sort of thing that makes blues players wake screaming in the night.
The series is as good as over. No way can that load over overpaid has-beens find the stones to match the spirit of the young Maroons.
And a thoroughly deserved Man of the Match award to Reuben Cotter from the Cowboys.
Sadly despite this magnificent effort Cotter failed to win the 'Mullet of the match' with the game 1 award a dead heat between perennial winner Jarome Luai and new comer to the Mullet look, Josh Addo-Carr.
And as always, NSW playmaker Nathan Cleary took out the 'Head like a beaten favorite award' for the 5th time.
Fuck I love this game...
Once again the heart has been ripped out of every New South Welshmen - and in the most painful way.
12 minutes to go - Queensland down by 2 points and Flegler gets 10 in the bin for nothing. Absolute bullshit. As usual Joey and the NSW commentators as saying that it is over for Queensland, with one man down NSW will run away with it.
Morons.
Once again the boys in Maroon stood tall, backs to the wall, only 12 players on the park, two critical injuries and most of the back line playing out of position, their already magnificently huge cocks grew even larger and they scored - not once but twice to put the game away 26- 18. As predicted Reece Walsh was unbelievable and Queensland are on the cusp of their next decade of domination.
And now NSW must face every Blues nightmare - one down in the series and it is off to the Cauldron for game two in front of 55 000 baying XXXX fueled Queensland bogans. This is the sort of thing that makes blues players wake screaming in the night.
The series is as good as over. No way can that load over overpaid has-beens find the stones to match the spirit of the young Maroons.
And a thoroughly deserved Man of the Match award to Reuben Cotter from the Cowboys.
Sadly despite this magnificent effort Cotter failed to win the 'Mullet of the match' with the game 1 award a dead heat between perennial winner Jarome Luai and new comer to the Mullet look, Josh Addo-Carr.
And as always, NSW playmaker Nathan Cleary took out the 'Head like a beaten favorite award' for the 5th time.
Fuck I love this game...
LB 15
Cunt
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Blues legend Andrew Johns’ four words speak for all of NSW
New South Welshmen don’t come any more passionate than Andrew Johns, especially after yet another unthinkable Queensland stunner.If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, then NSW Blues fans must truly be mad.
Arguably the most surprising thing about the Maroons’ 26-18 win in game one of the 2023 series is that it was surprising at all as Queensland have done it so many times before.
But at this stage, Blues fans should be used to it.
The Blues have often been favourites in recent years for the two-horse race but have won just four of the past 17 series and are now facing yet another series going down the drain if they can’t bounce back at Suncorp Stadium on June 21.
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And as always, NSW playmaker Nathan Cleary took out the 'Head like a beaten favorite award' for the 5th time.
Fuck I love this game...
Do you need more evidence of steroid use than that photo?
Fucking drug addicts the lot of them.
We are visiting family for a few days, as soon as I saw the first gambling ad I went to the van.
Alhadder
Super Anarchist
My other half is an expat Sydneysider, from the Western suburbs. I was not welcome at home last night.
I saw the first 2 Qld tries then had to go out. I was not out the door for 1 minute before Blues scored their first. When meeting finished drove home and listened to Blues hit lead with 3rd converted try. When got home Qld scored their last 2 tries and won the game. I thought it was funny 😂
I saw the first 2 Qld tries then had to go out. I was not out the door for 1 minute before Blues scored their first. When meeting finished drove home and listened to Blues hit lead with 3rd converted try. When got home Qld scored their last 2 tries and won the game. I thought it was funny 😂
greasy al
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You know, when you first appeared, I assumed you were just some bot commissioned by the new owners to post contrary opinions as click bait. But I’m not sure that AI has progressed sufficiently that you can create something which is as big a fuckwit as you; an Artificial Fuckwit as it were.
Happy to be corrected by anarchists with a greater understanding of the field.
Fah Kiew Tu
Curmudgeon, First Rank
Nope, he's a genuine meat puppet fuckwit. Every so often he goes too far and gets banned, then slinks back again under a new user ID.
FKT
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They are dirty fucking drug addicts.
Check out the zits and jaw. He's sucked in an entire suburb of roids to do that. But I hear they are called 'Supplements".
Funni as.
NRL’s dirty drugs secret exposed, report claims
A SHOCK report claims a staggering number of NRL players have recorded a strike under the game’s illicit drug testing program.Happy
Super Anarchist
Still think it's dumb etc etc.
But I just watched highlights of the second half, and that was some seriously good shit. Go Queensland!
As for Nathan Cleary's head, the zits would indicate steroids, the jaw would indicate Human Growth Hormone. The overall effect indicates he would have to pay for sex.
As for LB15, your focus on the Qld. team's "massively huge cocks" is interesting. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
But I just watched highlights of the second half, and that was some seriously good shit. Go Queensland!
As for Nathan Cleary's head, the zits would indicate steroids, the jaw would indicate Human Growth Hormone. The overall effect indicates he would have to pay for sex.
As for LB15, your focus on the Qld. team's "massively huge cocks" is interesting. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
LB 15
Cunt
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- #80
Only that this is Sailing Anarchy and that you need to do better than 'No, You are'. This is the majors son. If you want to run with the big dogs of interweb shit slinging you will want to lift you game. To use a rugby league parlance, this is state of Origin but you are playing reserve grade for the Lower Buttfuck Creek Bin Chickens.
