If'n y'all will open the gate at SBYC before 10am(known as "dawn" to Santa Barbarans), I kin get my tractor in there and cook up some sweet pertater pies with some foil wrapped around the diesel fer the locals. We kin also pervide tractor pull racin' on the beach. I'll bring a real gun to start the races with off'n the deck and we kin get a mess o' Canadian geese. Failin' the goose huntin, I'll bring a mess o' squirrel up fer some stew. My girl'll be in attendance so i need an extra small T shirt with 4 leg holes- preferably wool like she's covered in!!!