Scooter's Old Age Pension Fund Raiser

BrightAyes

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We are witnessing Scooter burn through his retirement funds as quick as a kid in a candy store. SA1-5 are now history and work on SA6 has begun. Just how many more boats has the old sailor got left in his bank account? Should we worry? Me thinks he's showing signs of dementia by purchasing a J105, but one with a wheel steering to boot?! Does Quantum provide a senior citizens discount for clients? Well, so much to ponder while we await podcast #998.
 

Black Jack

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Looks to have a retirement financial plan that is significantly dependent on senior social lubricants, modern medicine and capItalizing on the recently widowed. Podcast #6569
 

Monkey

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We are witnessing Scooter burn through his retirement funds as quick as a kid in a candy store. SA1-5 are now history and work on SA6 has begun. Just how many more boats has the old sailor got left in his bank account? Should we worry? Me thinks he's showing signs of dementia by purchasing a J105, but one with a wheel steering to boot?! Does Quantum provide a senior citizens discount for clients? Well, so much to ponder while we await podcast #998.
How many threads are you going to start where you bitch like a little girl?
 

LB 15

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We are witnessing Scooter burn through his retirement funds as quick as a kid in a candy store. SA1-5 are now history and work on SA6 has begun. Just how many more boats has the old sailor got left in his bank account? Should we worry? Me thinks he's showing signs of dementia by purchasing a J105, but one with a wheel steering to boot?! Does Quantum provide a senior citizens discount for clients? Well, so much to ponder while we await podcast #998.
For someone who has only been here about 9 months, you seem to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the SA backstory? Wait a minute…you’re not that slapper who broke his heart and then banged half of the yacht club are you? Hoping to jump on the Scooter train now that he is richer than god? Well, sadly there is no payday for chicks who polished the Ed’s knob on one of his innumerable sailing boats. In fact he changed boats more often than knob polishers like your good self.
Most people just push him off the dock…
 

Hitchhiker

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So @BrightAyes, it has now been established that you are a knob polishing, jealous bitch, little girl who cares a lot about what Scooter does with his next boat.

I mean no disrespect to the little girls who might visit this forum.

Fucking Muppet.
 

casc27

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I'm disappointed. This thread was far less entertaining than I had hoped. This place has really fallen apart, sigh...
 

KSB

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We are witnessing Scooter burn through his retirement funds as quick as a kid in a candy store. SA1-5 are now history and work on SA6 has begun. Just how many more boats has the old sailor got left in his bank account? Should we worry? Me thinks he's showing signs of dementia by purchasing a J105, but one with a wheel steering to boot?! Does Quantum provide a senior citizens discount for clients? Well, so much to ponder while we await podcast #998.

We are witnessing Scooter burn through his retirement funds as quick as a kid in a candy store. SA1-5 are now history and work on SA6 has begun. Just how many more boats has the old sailor got left in his bank account? Should we worry? Me thinks he's showing signs of dementia by purchasing a J105, but one with a wheel steering to boot?! Does Quantum provide a senior citizens discount for clients? Well, so much to ponder while we await podcast #998.
You need to update your spreadsheet!! SA6 was the old Sluggo a Hobie 33!!
 

Will1073

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I think the real question here is how long will Ed hold on to it before he realizes this is another hero boat that he can’t sail to its full potential and get tired of being shit out the back. On this, I feel like Ed and BA share a lot in common.
 
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