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ShortForBob

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Apparently it fell through a bolt hole in a truck somewhere in Western Australia.

If found, please return to Rio Tinto wrapped in tin foil.

The radioactive capsule could be anywhere along the more than 1,400 km journey between Malaga, in Perth and Newman in WA's remote north.
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Goodvibes

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Notable, but blown out of proportion.

I used to use those, they are part of equipment to measure the density of pavements and earthworks. Make a hole, lower the source down the hole a defined distance and measure the radiation coming through the material. Lass radiation the denser the material.

Normally completely and safely enclosed in the tip of a stainless steel rod, have no idea why one would be floating about the back of a truck. Replacing them in the equipment can normally only be done in special circumstances. I had one of ours run over by a road roller once while, the rod was extended, in the middle of a small town! Only caused a commotion on the construction job, maybe that's why I'm so fucked up I hear you say?

I'm guessing that someone is in a lot of trouble. They will only find it with a Geiger Counter, or a US Spy satellite.

EDIT: The tin foil (aluminium) won't do much. That shit will go straight through that.
 
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“Please return it “
Lol … what is the half life?
Symbolic of how your tax dollars are spent/ handled
 

Virgulino Ferreira

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Australia is missing a capsule of Caesium-137, 19 gigabecquerel worth of it.

A cautionary reminder:

One of the world's worst nuclear accidents happened in Brazil, in 1987, with a misplaced capsule of cesium-137, worth 50 terabecquerels.

4 people died in a short time, 249 people contaminated, 112,000 people tested for radiation. The costs of the clean-up were tremendous. The consequences and doubts remain to this day.

 

LB 15

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Meli rather than using this as a reason to start your daily attention whoring thread, why don't you do something useful for once and go look for it? But if you do find it and the radiation causes you to grow a second head, we don't need any selfies of it.
Thanks in advance.
 

Fah Kiew Tu

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Meli rather than using this as a reason to start your daily attention whoring thread, why don't you do something useful for once and go look for it? But if you do find it and the radiation causes you to grow a second head, we don't need any selfies of it.
Thanks in advance.

I sincerely trust that doesn't happen. Tasmanians get enough shit put on them already, the last thing the place needs is people thinking Meli was one. We do have SOME standards.

FKT
 

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I sincerely trust that doesn't happen. Tasmanians get enough shit put on them already, the last thing the place needs is people thinking Meli was one. We do have SOME standards.

FKT
Are you learning Chinese or are you going to be too old and of no use for the greater good
 

Goodvibes

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Been thinking that there has to be more to this.

Again, can't think of s single scenario where one of these would fall out the back of a ute. They are contained inside a machine for obvious reasons. Retracted into a shielded unit.

Helicopter with sensors could locate this if it was on or near a roadway. Will be interesting to learn who has been playing silly buggers. Only people with training can sign one of those out, when in use there are signs up and the vehicle carrying it is signed in case of accident.

Good news is that it is only a serious risk to the community if the capsule is breached, and you would have to try really hard to do that.

So the panic is the risk of liberated contents being used as a non-explosive dirty bomb by terrorists.
 
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ShortForBob

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Been thinking that there has to be more to this.

Again, can't think of s single scenario where one of these would fall out the back of a ute. They are contained inside a machine for obvious reasons.

Helicopter with sensors could locate this if it was on or near a roadway. Will be interesting to learn who has been playing silly buggers. Only people with training can sign one of those out, when in use there are signs up and the vehicle carrying it is signed in case of accident.
Hmm, my thinking too. Someone nicked it?
Ever tried trying to get the stopper out of inside a salt shaker?
And they are telling us that cylindrical object, rolling around a container managed to roll it'self upright and slip through a ?? 5mm?? 10mm? bolthole?

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ShortForBob

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Australia is missing a capsule of Caesium-137, 19 gigabecquerel worth of it.

A cautionary reminder:

One of the world's worst nuclear accidents happened in Brazil, in 1987, with a misplaced capsule of cesium-137, worth 50 terabecquerels.

4 people died in a short time, 249 people contaminated, 112,000 people tested for radiation. The costs of the clean-up were tremendous. The consequences and doubts remain to this day.


That's incredible and not in a good way.
Water soluble?
 
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Hmm, my thinking too. Someone nicked it?
Ever tried trying to get the stopper out of inside a salt shaker?
And they are telling us that cylindrical object, rolling around a container managed to roll it'self upright and slip through a ?? 5mm?? 10mm? bolthole?

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Why wasn’t it flown ?
 

LB 15

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Been thinking that there has to be more to this.

Again, can't think of s single scenario where one of these would fall out the back of a ute. They are contained inside a machine for obvious reasons. Retracted into a shielded unit.

Helicopter with sensors could locate this if it was on or near a roadway. Will be interesting to learn who has been playing silly buggers. Only people with training can sign one of those out, when in use there are signs up and the vehicle carrying it is signed in case of accident.

Good news is that it is only a serious risk to the community if the capsule is breached, and you would have to try really hard to do that.

So the panic is the risk of liberated contents being used as a non-explosive dirty bomb by terrorists.
It was obviously dropped on purpose by the US military to kill dark skin people. Peter Dutton was no doubt involved as well.
 

Goodvibes

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I have no idea. And, as it seems to annoy you, I could not be fucked fixing it.

Says the guy on his 4th account.

Ooooo it looks like I have really upset the upset able.

So what's going on LB? That chainplate leak you can't fix start an argument with the child bride?

You can tewl unka goodwibes, I won't tewl mummy.
 

Goodvibes

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Hmm, my thinking too. Someone nicked it?
Ever tried trying to get the stopper out of inside a salt shaker?
And they are telling us that cylindrical object, rolling around a container managed to roll it'self upright and slip through a ?? 5mm?? 10mm? bolthole?

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If there was a contractor, there isn't now, and they will lose this.

I was 27-ish at the time. The large roller first reversed over the witches hats then kept going over the testing equipment. Construction stopped, area cordoned off, some of the rednecks thought it was funni and a great time to have a smoke and get paid for it. Others kept a respectful distance. This had never happened before.

I remember the phone call to he who must be called in an emergency, well. Before mobile phones, relayed through the 2-way to Brisbane, so it went across every vehicle and office within hundreds of Kms radius of where we were.

Me: "Hey Pete, blah blah blah etc etc.."

Pete: "Shit! So the source isn't still down the hole is it? "

Me: "No. "

Pete: "Ahhhhh sweet jeeeeezzus, thank fuck for that!"

Me: "It's sitting on the surface with the unit, cannot retract it into the case because the rod is bent. "

Pete: " ..... ..... ..... "

Me: " Pete?"
 
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