Sex dolls are completely sold out at Wild Secrets!

[Mid]

Sex dolls are completely sold out at Wild Secrets!​

This has never happened in the company’s 30-year history.

These lifelike dolls typically cost over $3000+ and the recent surge in demand has resulted in hourly sales.

The reasons behind this sudden spike in sales, all of which are in Melbourne, seems to be as travel partners for people using the Eastern Freeway.
“The awful traffic on the Eastern has resulted in a coup for us! People are buying dolls so they can use the much faster Transit Lane.” Said Marketing Manager, Adam Lea.

It is thought that the idea stemmed from an image of one of the dolls ‘Donna’ who is shown in a car.

Wild Secrets is Australia's biggest online retailer of sex toys, with the widest range of quality products enabling adults to easily and affordably boost their sex lives. We inspire all fun-loving adults to enhance and confidently celebrate their sexuality, and the healthy and acceptable role that sex toys play in a fulfilling sex life.

It’s our mission to empower and educate Australians about the joy of sex so they can own and take control of their pleasure, and the Wild Secrets collection allows for exactly that. A little self-love makes a big difference, and we’re here to support every Australian on their sexual wellness journey.

 

[Happy]

I think they should make those dolls more realistic, genuinely life-like.

A bit overweight, a couple of bad tattoos, a screechy voice, and a headache when you want to do some boning.

 

[MagentaLine]

How much do these sex dolls weigh exactly and can they self identify as rail meat?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Goodvibes]

So yours is on back order is it?

 

[Happy]

...... can they self identify as rail meat?
Asking for a friend.

Sure can. Just fill 'em with cement.
Movable ballast with rock-hard tits.

 

[chinabald]

There is a joke here but I only have the punch line.

Something, something, something.
High Occupancy Vehicle.

 

[kent_island_sailor]

Cops have been catching people around here using mannequins and so on in HOV lanes for decades now.

 

[Meat Wad]

I think they should make those dolls more realistic, genuinely life-like.

A bit overweight, a couple of bad tattoos, a screechy voice, and a headache when you want to do some boning.

It is a sex doll, probably for the loser who needs a real fantasy.

How much do these sex dolls weigh exactly and can they self identify as rail meat?
Asking for a friend.

If it is solid silicone then it is heavy. It might be a shell and some fiber fill. Wait, it is a shell of a woman.

 

[Bump-n-Grind]

this one comes with a place to store your donuts while you're driving!!

 

[LB 15]

How much do these sex dolls weigh exactly and can they self identify as rail meat?
Asking for a friend.

You should order the ‘Stormy Danials presidential model’ it comes with a tiny vag for all you MAGA dudes. I heard you ordered the one with a functioning arsehole. But when you unwrapped it , all you found was a mirror.

 

[MagentaLine]

I gave you a like cause I think you're Australian and like most Australians fond of the word cunt... as per avatar. I wish cunt was more accepted here... It's such a wonderful put down.

 

[LB 15]

I gave you a like cause I think you're Australian and like most Australians fond of the word cunt... as per avatar. I wish cunt was more accepted here... It's such a wonderful put down.

Cheers mate…err cunt.

 

[tane]

...& back to hard times for the sheep...

 

[Ed Lada]

...& back to hard times for the sheep...

Do you have enough sheep in Austria to go around?

 

[Drunkonwatch]

They must have had a promo get an assault rifle with it at a break.

 

[tane]

Do you have enough sheep in Austria to go around?

plenty of sex-dolls (& if bad comes to worst cows will do)
(& ALL our politicians are assholes, so in a pinch...)

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade]

So i found a vid of Mid taken recently

 

[Meat Wad]

So i found a vid of Mid taken recently