SEX!!!

[judge]

Sailing is a lot like sex...if you're not having fun you're not doing it right.

Discuss.

 

[Rasputin22]

Solo sex? How can one not do that right?

 

[SloopJonB]

Sex with 6 or 8 never appealed to me, let alone 15 or 20.

Although - uniforms...

 

[toddster]

:huh:  I can get into "Type 2 Fun" while sailing, but I think I'll take a pass on that for sex.  :blink:

Call me vanilla...

 

[VWAP]

 

[Sail4beer]

Depends on who’s grinding and who’s pulling.

 

[darth reapius]

Solo sex? How can one not do that right?

Even solo I'm always OCS

 

[Hitchhiker]

Even solo I'm always OCS

That’s definitely a personal problem.

 

[kent_island_sailor]

Even solo I'm always OCS

Beats DNS or DNF

 

[Sail4beer]

:lol: :lol:

 

[kent_island_sailor]

Over early too many times and you get black flagged.

 

[Marcjsmith]

Over early too many times and you get black flagged.

Told my wife,  I was going for gold tonight in bed.  She said...  why not shoot for silver and come in second for a change...

Sex, sailing and golf.  even if you're not good at it, it can still be fun...

 

[Sail4beer]

…come in 2nd…took me a minute to get it!

Always strive for the gold and let’s just not talk about going for the bronze… h34r:

 

[BlondeWithFreeBoat]

Told my wife,  I was going for gold tonight in bed.  She said...  why not shoot for silver and come in second for a change...

LOL

 

[kent_island_sailor]

…come in 2nd…took me a minute to get it!

Always strive for the gold and let’s just not talk about going for the bronze… h34r:

Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will go over well :lol:

* if she says her poor showing is caused by the foredeck guy not being able to handle the pole and maybe she needs a new bowman, you may need to rethink

 

[Marcjsmith]

Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will go over well :lol:

That's one way to get the faucet turned off for  while.  No thanks...

 

[Sail4beer]

Hell, they may well get water shut off at the street, in about the same place your suitcases get tossed!

 

[Snaggletooth]

Tell her she needs to get some practice in and get her time down, not your problem she can't keep up. Trust me, it will nevere go over well :lol:

fixte                                       

 

[Elegua]

Hmmm...shibari...