Shannon Brandt, ring any bells?

Bus Driver

Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Prosecutor - "Mr. Brandt, why did you run over and kill Mr. Ellingson?"

Defendant - "He was a Republican."

Prosecutor - "What evidence can you provide the court to corroborate that allegation?"

Defendant - "I offer my previous statement as proof."


Disgusting Liberal Elitist
New Oak City
The prosecution will in fact introduce the drunken statement that @Dog 2.0's boy Shannon made which may include this claim. The prosecution will also enter the North Dakota Highway Patrol's investigation of the murder, @Dog 2.0's boy and Mr. Ellingson. There will be a short trial and then @Dog 2.0's boy will go to prison.