Shut Up and Drive

[Derek Grebe]

*thinks* breathe in....breathe out.....breathe in.....breathe out....

 

[almonza]

Approaching the top mark in 1st place

Crew to Helm ....."Skip I now its not a good time but I lost the port jib sheet and we forgot to bring the kite"

Helm to Crew......"You f**king what............"

Helm starts to cry

 

[Chet]

STARBOARD ASSHOLE!!!

 

[cpops99]

We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

Fuck.....That stanchion is cold!!!!

 

[Rusty Smith]

I said, "BLOCK THE SPRAY BITCHES!"

 

[dogdoo]

Swim you bastards! You scratched my fucking keel!

 

[G4&A320drvr]

This is the last time we have the regatta in Mexico. What a time for Montezuma's revenge!!

 

[lmltyler]

Dude, I think I just sharted!!!!!

 

[jrpytlak]

For all the boys down at APS.

How the hell did Art get off the 36.7??

 

[Regatta Dog]

"Hey, Skip, don't look now, but your ex-wife is on the boat that's heading us up, her lawyer's driving and they're saying something about a check book."

 

[MacGregor_Lover]

AAAHHHHH That was not a fart.

 

[sparkbear]

AH SH*T MY JUNK IS STUCK!!!

 

[PauloAS]

Get me outahere! they're discussing the Deed of Gift!

 

[tallboy]

Guy in the middle is singing [or laughing], too.

Dudes, you're not on stage at Teatro La Scala in Milano.

My guess: they're in the cheap seats of the race, trying to entertain their bowman; however, he doesn't seem to be enjoying it!

 

[LakeBoy]

What do you mean "Protest!" we were clear by at least an inch!

 

[KRC]

I fuk3d your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk

 

[Deck Ape]

Which one of you fartknockers forgot to KY the spin blockI just sat on!!!!??????

 

[Deck Ape]

To the umpire boat:

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Prepare to be boarded or destroyed!

 

[Ahab]

AARRGH! I told you guys: no beans for dinner last night!

 

[ilostmyleg]

Oops I crapped my pants