So, what are your plans when Putin decides to launches a nuke into your backyard?

[badlatitude]

Telling us that your boss expects you at work that day does not count.

 

[AJ Oliver]

Duck and cover ?? 

Yeah, that is the ticket !!

 

[Fakenews]

Good news for me.  I’m at ground zero. I’ll never see it coming and I won’t feel a thing.

 

[bridhb]

Not a thing...there are 5 military bases (all with fucking golf courses) within a 50 mile radius of where I live.  6 if you count and unmanned practice airstrip, which gets a surprising amount of traffic.

 

[badlatitude]

Good news for me.  I’m at ground zero. I’ll never see it coming and I won’t feel a thing.

I guess you haven't heard about the new slow cook bake and serve nuke.

 

[Gouvernail]

When We were in High school my buddy and I used to sing this all the time. With the key changes as stuff, it was about all I couid handle on the guitar 

 

[P_Wop]

I'm in Palo Alto California, the heart of Silicon Valley.  I'd expect there are 10+ warheads aimed right at us. 

I will smile sweetly, and take another hefty slurp of the current cocktail.  

A Painkiller perhaps?  Or a Moscow Mule?  But probably not a Corpse-Reviver.  Maybe a Zombie for afters.

 

[Elegua]

Bloody Marys that can cover the taste of the iodine. 

 

[phill_nz]

complain bitterly to the russian embassy

i mean really  that thing must have been so far off course its just laughable

how could the russians have gotten it so wrong

laziness and incompetence !!!

take it back and try a do over ... now !!

 

[mikewof]

complain bitterly to the russian embassy

i mean really  that thing must have been so far off course its just laughable

how could the russians have gotten it so wrong

laziness and incompetence !!!

take it back and try a do over ... now !!

New Zealand and Australia are unlikely to be targeted. The global oligarchs and billionaires will protect their fallback positions.

 

[Rain Man]

Don't look up?

 

[badlatitude]

New Zealand and Australia are unlikely to be targeted. The global oligarchs and billionaires will protect their fallback positions.

Australia for sure, what oligarch wouldn't want their hands on their mining operations?

 

[badlatitude]

complain bitterly to the russian embassy

i mean really  that thing must have been so far off course its just laughable

how could the russians have gotten it so wrong

laziness and incompetence !!!

take it back and try a do over ... now !!

It might slow down the 100 million refugees on your horizon.

 

[El Borracho]

Nuke the Philippines? Nothing here but chickens. Plus, politicians and military never target brothels. 

 

[badlatitude]

Nuke the Philippines? Nothing here but chickens. Plus, politicians and military never target brothels. 

Russia has no interest in you as far as I know, but China probably has a few ready for you. Why leave all the fun to Vlad?

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Harold Holt sub communication base and pine gap are far enough away.

I expect to be fine.

Initially.

 

[Ease the sheet.]

Australia for sure, what oligarch wouldn't want their hands on their mining operations?

Pine gap.

Look it up

America is fucked without it....

 

[P_Wop]

Strangely enough the other day I was re-watching that most excellent 1959 movie "On The Beach."

If you haven't seen it, do.  Forget the re-make.

If you have, well...

 

[Olsonist]

I live in Oakland, CA and shortly afterwards, there will be no there there. Still, I think the lucky people of NZ will last a few months longer.