Sydney to Hobart 2020

[jack_sparrow]

Jack, sheep outnumber women by six to one in Aus....just sayin'.

That’s because when chucked on the grill for 5 minutes a side with some Garlic and rosemary they’re fecking delicious!

Yes Jas and very obvious by their grill markings. 

The 'rosemary' up 'their feckle' bit I tried once.... and got a black eye. 

 

[Bill E Goat]

Well it's looking like cricket is the only sport we will have to watch on TV on the 26th. Certainly not the OT.

And watching the cricket at the moment I don’t think that would be an enjoyable alternative, lots of grumpy 7 Eleven staff and don’t even think of trying to get an IT issue fixed over the phone

 

[The Dark Knight]

And watching the cricket at the moment I don’t think that would be an enjoyable alternative, lots of grumpy 7 Eleven staff and don’t even think of trying to get an IT issue fixed over the phone

hahaha

Sad but true

 

[Mr. Coventry]

There isn’t a lot of sympathy for stranded Australians overseas anymore IMV.

 

[LB 15]

Well 39'999, some of us are not stranded I chose to come back to the UK as much as I'd rather be back in Sydney I can't say I'm stranded

Shhhh. He is on a roll. It seems from Jacks ever increasing tally, the Morrison government is kidnapping Australians and secretly flying them overseas to wait in line to come back. If this goes on for another year there will be 25 million Aussies stranded at Heathrow and only 40 000 living here. I have no idea why the PM would do this, but he did light all those bush fires this time last year. 

 

[jack_sparrow]

There isn’t a lot of sympathy for stranded Australians overseas anymore IMV.

"Isn't a lot of sympathy" not just your view and never was by the majority and not just because they aren't personally impacted. 

Post CAP being put on international quarantine spaces in July, it has been politically weaponised, particularly by populist driven leaders, even bullshitting trying to shift the blame to those they abandoned. 

 

[Mr. Coventry]

This is not just my view. 

Morrison has given people plenty of time to come back to Australia.

I believe if you have been away from Australia for more than the visa granted in the country you are staying, the Govt. should be doing very little to get you back.

 

[LB 15]

"Isn't a lot of sympathy" not just your view and never was by the majority and not just because they aren't personally impacted. 

Post CAP being put on international quarantine spaces in July, it has been politically weaponised, particularly by populist driven leaders, even bullshitting trying to shift the blame to those they abandoned. 

I should know better than to do this but how exactly has the safely manageable quarantine resources been 'Weaponized'? I went to my barber yesterday to get a haircut and she told me she was so busy that she couldn't fit me in until next wednesday. Looks like the bitch has 'Weaponized' her bookings against me.

Like you, I know what it is like to play the victim card be a victim.

 

[LB 15]

This is not just my view. 

Morrison has given people plenty of time to come back to Australia.

I believe if you have been away from Australia for more than the visa granted in the country you are staying, the Govt. should be doing very little to get you back.

I think he has fallen asleep again.

 

[jack_sparrow]

This is not just my view... 

Is English your second language? 

Isn't a lot of sympathy" not just your view..

Morrison has given people plenty of time to come back to Australia.

Horseshit 

Borders closed in 20 March.

All scheduled flights and their bookings after this date collapsed in a pile of shit. Qantas stopped flying then paid to do repatriation flights, just as a handfull just done.

28 March mandatory quarantine introduced. 

Quarantine CAP of 4k per week applied 10 July and became user paid. 

Less than half those quarantine spaces are available to returning Australians 

Planes not the issue as 3,000 empty seats arrive every day mostly Govt owned airlines.

believe if you have been away from Australia for more than the visa granted in the country you are staying, the Govt. should be doing very little to get you back.

If you can't get back them your visa expires in the country you are in. 

You aren't pretending are you. 

 

[The Dark Knight]

This is not just my view. 

Morrison has given people plenty of time to come back to Australia.

I believe if you have been away from Australia for more than the visa granted in the country you are staying, the Govt. should be doing very little to get you back.

Why would you pack up and leave where you live, giving up your job and return to likely unemployment?

Of course you are going to try and ride out the storm, but sometimes things don't work out and you have no but choice to return.

 

[jack_sparrow]

I should know better than to do this but how exactly has the safely manageable quarantine resources been 'Weaponized'?

Bullshitting to say you have returned 50,000 stranded Australians when it actually only a fraction of that. 

Instructing Govt senate members to vote not one but twice against having the quarantine bottleneck fixed.  

Like you, I know what it is like to play the victim card be a victim.

You know I'm not a victim so now you are bullshitting. 

 

[Couta]

 

[dbo]

Is it a sure sign the S2H is off when this thread turns to commentary on overseas quarantine rule?

 

[jack_sparrow]

Well 39'999, some of us are not stranded I chose to come back to the UK as much as I'd rather be back in Sydney I can't say I'm stranded

Shhhh. He is on a roll. It seems from Jacks ever increasing tally, the Morrison government is kidnapping Australians and secretly flying them overseas to wait in line to come back. ..

Fuck the thread drift, people read your shit and believe it if unchallenged.  

"Morrison government is kidnapping Australians and secretly flying them overseas to wait in line to come back."

Actually very true, even the kidnapping bit as applied to those being held in a country against their will. The only country in the world, at least western world to be doing this.

Border closed on 20 March to incoming and outgoing Australian travel except for Australian nationals arriving and foriegn nationals leaving having auto exemptions.

Those Australian residents given an 'exemption' to leave Australia for business etc are given an 'automatic' guaranteed quarantine place on return. This displaces those stranded Australians who have been lined up for that quarantine place for months, thus fucking their return and them up the arse.

This creates a multiple flight booking nightmare. 'Average' number of seat cancellations per successfull arrival is around three.

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Many returning/entering Australia are NOT Australian nationals at all, with around a 50/50 split.

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This has caused the numbers on those stranded and 'registered' with DFAT wanting to return to RISE from 18K in late August to now around 40K....that is not a fucking drop.

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So numbers don't lie. Computer says No.

LB as you already know all this you are now being an ignorant trolling cunt... I will now defer to Lilly whose njpples are erect so I know she is about to go off.

Lilly says I should withdraw our offer of giving you our second Xmas tree at the end of our hallway.

Lilly also says you must have a miniature  willy, that matches your silly little Xmas tree and that willy only gets small hand action, for you to be such a cunt about your fellow Australians.

LB that my Xmas will be better than your Xmas you can't get out of your mind.

Mate release the (head) palm and let that Xmas thought escape.

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[Jason AUS]

The 'rosemary' up 'their feckle' bit I tried once.... and got a black eye. 

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Did you buy her dinner first? 

 

[Jason AUS]

Shhhh. He is on a roll. It seems from Jacks ever increasing tally, the Morrison government is kidnapping Australians and secretly flying them overseas to wait in line to come back. If this goes on for another year there will be 25 million Aussies stranded at Heathrow and only 40 000 living here. I have no idea why the PM would do this, but he did light all those bush fires this time last year. 

Because ScoMo is a cunt? He’s “stopped the boats” once before, so he’s clearly weaponised coronavirus, forcing a lock down of the northern beaches and all in a thinly veiled attempt to stop the Sydney Hobart race.

He’s just a boat hating bastard!
 

At least Turnbull sails!!!

 

[jack_sparrow]

Did you buy her dinner first? 

She was dinner and yes I had to pay first. 

 

[Jason AUS]

She was dinner and yes I had to pay first. 

I’m not surprised you had to pay up front. Lamb is bloody expensive!

Mutton more so. What, with having to block her number afterwards, the antibiotics and the awkward trying to avoid her in the club during twilight season...

 

[jack_sparrow]

Is it a sure sign the S2H is off when this thread turns to commentary on overseas quarantine rule?

As it is state quarantine/cases that will stop the race it a big stretch to drift to international quarantine isn't it.

Actually technically international quarantine applies.

The S2H is sailed mostly in international waters being more than 12 mile offshore.

So theoretically they have left Australia and then returning. However having not cleared customs they haven't left so only state rules apply.