Sydney to Hobart 2021

[LB 15]

You forgot the inevitable protest by some TP52 owner with a small penis against cool new scow bow design and a mast rake that results in the top of the mast protruding behind the transom. 

This will result in being banned from a club for unsportsmanlike like behaviour against TP52 owners fragile ego.

GRS will assist in upholding the protest even though the said penis can be factually proven to be small,  as AS doesn't deal with those pesky bothersome fact thingys. 

A double fuckin love this place!

 

[The Dark Knight]

It wasn’t Random who told you this was it? He is just grooming you for his 911 shit.

I don't pay attention to Random's posts. I don't believe my contact plays with toy boats and is in a relationship with a woman, not a goat. So I'd doubt I'm been fed info from Random.

 

[SCANAS]

TP52 Owners,

Ignore the haters. I luv ya’s all. I’m available. Potential roles:

- Old Runner

- Stand in companionway & yell navigator’s orders to helmsman 

- Helm

- Grinder ( the more notice you give me to get in shape the better I can grind) 

Advantages: 

- Low centre of gravity

- Wont eat much in a Southerly. 
 

Call 555-SCANAS

 

[LB 15]

Just buy one Scanas. You don't have to be able to do any of that to own one. 

 

[SCANAS]

Just buy one Scanas. You don't have to be able to do any of that to own one. 

I’ll try my best. 

 

[The Dark Knight]

I’ll try my best. 

envy is still listed..

 

[DtM]

Not bad, already 2.5% of the posts in the 2020 thread !!!  And only been up for 7 hours.

 

[SCANAS]

envy is still listed..

If I had the means it would already be mine. Instead, tell me about some cheap Wharram Catamarans. 

* in another thread 

 

[LB 15]

envy is still listed..

Envy is a deadly sin. Along with converting your neighbor’s Wife or Goat. Or is that converting your neighbor’s goat into your wife? I should have payed more attention during religious instruction. 

 

[Mid]

 I should have payed more attention during religious instruction. 

that would have required being in the same postcode at the time .

 

[LB 15]

that would have required being in the same postcode at the time .

They made me sit in the back after I asked how come jesus is always depicted as whitey.

 

[LB 15]

Not bad, already 2.5% of the posts in the 2020 thread !!!  And only been up for 7 hours.

If we are gunna get it through another 12 months we will need some AIS action.

 

[Mid]

They made me sit in the back after I asked how come jesus is always depicted as whitey.

Black Nazarene

 

[LB 15]

Black Nazarene

I would have been rogered in the prefects room if I showed that pic around at my school.

 

[Livia]

I would have been rogered in the prefects room if I showed that pic around at my school.

What do mean, you did get rogered in the prefects room, it just was by the last 10 Commodores of the Lota Fishing and Fighting Club.

Just toughening you up for a future board position

 

[LB 15]

Not so. My parents in fact sued my school because I wasn’t interfered with. I mean why was I singled out? They paid there money like everyone else! Was I not pretty enough?

 

[Livia]

Back to regular programming.

Two handed boats will be able to win the Courier Mail Cup for Brisbane to Gladstone Race Overall.

NoR out soon.

Guess that makes the QCYC as the OA of the premier ocean race in Australia (compared to world standards)

 

[Swanno]

Envy is a deadly sin. Along with converting your neighbor’s Wife or Goat. Or is that converting your neighbor’s goat into your wife? I should have payed more attention during religious instruction. 

Just make it up as you go, like all religions 

 

[Gweudo in oz]

Seriously I have been in sailing for a long time, but when are we going to come up with new boats and designs in Australia to race. The S-H race is full of boats that are at least 3 years old in design and much more. All the maxi's are at least 5 years old.

Bring over the vendee boats to make it interesting.

 

[LB 15]

Back to regular programming.

Two handed boats will be able to win the Courier Mail Cup for Brisbane to Gladstone Race Overall.

NoR out soon.

Guess that makes the QCYC as the OA of the premier ocean race in Australia (compared to world standards)

It has always had the best piss up at the end.