The Australian Sailing and RQYS Kabuki Theatre Thread

[pulpit]

Why?? 

Fits like a glove for "admission" to 'power competitions' conducted in association with. The Goodwill Cup log event is run in association with the Southport Yacht Club.

"the word “admission” refers to admission  to both the premises and to events, regattas, sailing  races, competitions, both sail and power and whether Open or otherwise, conducted by  the Squadron or it may be associated or working  in conjunction  with from time to time".

"Admission" to RQYS Cuising Group "events", BOTH sail and power are also captured.

Jack,

I’m not shore how AS will fit into the Goodwill Cup for the power boaties. 

Going back about 20 odd years ago the power boaties from both Southport and RQ told AS to get stuffed as they didn’t see any value from AS membership and refused to pay the AS fees. They have been members of both clubs for years  and AS gets nothing from their memberships of each club. 

Pulpit 

 

[jack_sparrow]

I am sure it is mentioned somewhere in one of their 51 club policies.

https://www.rqys.com.au/policiesanddocuments/

The Club's new 'Uniform Policy' hasn't yet been uploaded I see.

Word is 'Sailing' members only score a 'badge' from that new inspiring and award winning collection. 

Also their names on the membership register will now all be 'Jude'' irrespective of sex. Saying you banged Jude after WAGS will now raise eyebrows.

While appearing confusing, when any of them are expelled from the club for serious policy infractions like 'asking questions,' their absence won't be so obvious, after they have been escorted to the Manly railway station, never to return.





Note: This post has been made in full compliance with 'Godwin's Law'.

"As discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler increases"

 

[jack_sparrow]

Jack,

I’m not shore how AS will fit into the Goodwill Cup for the power boaties. 

Application of new By-law here is not being applied to RRS, so this aspect has nothing to do with AS. Simply being an "event" and or "competition" power boats included, they are captured. 

 

[LB 15]

Application of new By-law here is not being applied to RRS, so this aspect has nothing to do with AS. Simply being an "event" and or "competition" power boats included, they are captured. 

But wait - there is more!

4. Guests and Visitors a) Guests i) Member’s guest may be admitted only if introduced by and in the company of a member. The member must enter his guest’s name and address at Reception and sign same. The same guest must not be introduced more frequently than twice in one month unless special permission is obtained from a Flag Officer or the General Manager.

So you can not invite your friends or family down to the club or on your boat more than twice a month without the 'special' permission from one of the ruling class. Or a non member who you might be married to.

YCMTSU.

 

[jack_sparrow]

So you can not invite your friends or family down to the club or on your boat more than twice a month without the 'special' permission from one of the ruling class. Or a non member who you might be married to.

That visitor CAP of "twice a month" will only impose by force solitude, loneliness,  despair and maybe even suicidal thoughts...yet in a club that promotes fellowship. 

That then is simply going to introduce a Covid like outbreak in bigamy, wife swapping, gender preference swapping and all forms of adulterous behaviour, including hiring guests with 'latitude eyes' by the hour. That's is the only way to 'circumvent' this visitor CAP and with a lot of 'circum' being 'vented'.

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The silly cunts have not thought this through. 

Queensland’s ‘moral guardian’ Rona Joyner is going to be all over them like a spider monkey.

 

[jack_sparrow]

Their constitution did not previously say they could exclude you without reason. They have now attempted to modify it using by laws. The by law could not be more clear and specific. I wonder what brought on this change? 

All the cryptic answers are sitting in this photo.  

 

[jack_sparrow]

I will report back on the Australian Olympic committee's thoughts. I mean if someone decided to exclude the Chinese competitor because they simply didn't like the cut of their jib, it could lead to all manner of strife. I might ask one of the members who is of Chinese ethnicity what they think about this...wait.

Oh never mind.

Yep that Chinese ship sailed long ago ......I did my bit.

 

[TUBBY]

Back in the day we only had one policy.

No fuckwits.

Well it looks like that one has left the statutes!

 

[LB 15]

Well my departure did drop the total by one.

 

[LB 15]

The campaign launch was held late last week. Looks like the slogan for the upcoming contest is 'Support the club leadership - vote NO to letting the members audit the finances'.

I can see that ralling the faithful. 

It should be a record turnout of voters. Perhaps they should use one of those Dominion voting machines?

 

[TheUltimateSockPuppet]

It should be a record turnout of voters. Perhaps they should use one of those Dominion voting machines?

Captain Commodore is already looking for the lost ballot box of proxy forms.

 

[DtM]

They should get some advice from the Orange One in the US of A.  I hear he and his mates will be looking for something to do come mid January.

 

[LB 15]

Word back from those I know on the Olympic bid committee is that it doesn’t matter because A new purpose built facility at Redcliffe is being considered to host the sailing. Manly harbour does not have the accommodation as well as being a pretty shithouse venue for off the beach classes. No beach for starters! Long sail out to the race area, no spectator viewing from land and differing tidal streams across parts of the course area. At Redcliffe they can lay a turning mark 30 meters off the beach in deep water and a fair tide. I am hoping to stay at Scanas place while I am competing. 

 

[SCANAS]

Word back from those I know on the Olympic bid committee is that it doesn’t matter because A new purpose built facility at Redcliffe is being considered to host the sailing. Manly harbour does not have the accommodation as well as being a pretty shithouse venue for off the beach classes. No beach for starters! Long sail out to the race area, no spectator viewing from land and differing tidal streams across parts of the course area. At Redcliffe they can lay a turning mark 30 meters off the beach in deep water and a fair tide. I am hoping to stay at Scanas place while I am competing. 

Good timing, it will be on the market in Feb. 

 

[LB 15]

Good timing, it will be on the market in Feb. 

I would wait mate? I here the Hembrows are buying up and the peninsula is the next Byron Bay.

 

[Sail4beer]

They should get some advice from the Orange One in the US of A.  I hear he and his mates will be looking for something to do come mid January.

Time?

 

[SCANAS]

I would wait mate? I here the Hembrows are buying up and the peninsula is the next Byron Bay.

Moreton Bay Council should rebrand it as Brisbane Northshore. Give me a license to kill a few bogans & it would triple in value. 

 

[LB 15]

The Northern beaches has a nice ring to it.

It too is an insular peninsula after all.

 

[JasonL]

Word back from those I know on the Olympic bid committee is that it doesn’t matter because A new purpose built facility at Redcliffe is being considered to host the sailing. Manly harbour does not have the accommodation as well as being a pretty shithouse venue for off the beach classes. No beach for starters! Long sail out to the race area, no spectator viewing from land and differing tidal streams across parts of the course area. At Redcliffe they can lay a turning mark 30 meters off the beach in deep water and a fair tide. I am hoping to stay at Scanas place while I am competing. 

Suppisedly  at surrounds of the Scarborough Boat Harbour.

State Government has called for expressions of interest from various groups, and suppisedly $400k is to be allocated to concept plans.

 

[SCANAS]

It should be off one of the easterly beaches. Sounds like they want it off Newport in Deception Bay??