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hobie1616

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Bugsy

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No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens​

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NASHVILLE, TN—In the hours following a violent rampage in Tennessee in which a lone attacker killed at least six individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Tuesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Tennessee resident Laura Campbell, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
 

veni vidi vici

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Only a simpleton activist would blame the implement rather than the human
 

130lights

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“This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Tennessee resident Laura Campbell,”

I’m sure Laura Campbell has no offspring, or she couldn’t make such a blasé statement about children being murdered.

We’ll never know why Audrey Hale did this, but can reach our own conclusions.

What the fuck kind of world are we leaving to our grandchildren?
 

Bus Driver

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“This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Tennessee resident Laura Campbell,”

I’m sure Laura Campbell has no offspring, or she couldn’t make such a blasé statement about children being murdered.

We’ll never know why Audrey Hale did this, but can reach our own conclusions.

What the fuck kind of world are we leaving to our grandchildren?
Will our children survive to give us grandchildren?
 

VhmSays

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Only a simpleton activist would blame the implement rather than the human
Yup the Americans are a special kind of cuckoo...
Mass killings frequently happen only due the the access to guns. It's not the guns it's the access to guns, especially the rapid fire reload types.
Cut down access to them only allow bolt action single shot and see the numbers fall. Cut down access to people in city's (except if you can show you need protection) and those with no apparent work/hunting use and it'll be reduced to less than 1 a decade or maybe less.
 

Bugsy

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“This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Tennessee resident Laura Campbell,”
Ummmm, may be you aren't aware but The Onion is a satirical new site. It really is quite good.

It's satire upon satire because they post this exact same article after every mass shooting in the USA.
 

Bus Driver

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Ummmm, may be you aren't aware but The Onion is a satirical new site. It really is quite good.

It's satire upon satire because they post this exact same article after every mass shooting in the USA.
It's gotta be harder and harder for satire sites and comedians to come up with material that doesn't turn out to be true.
 

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One thing we are already seeing... the chorus of victimhood from "Christian" nationalists and conservatives.

Do something about access to guns? No.

Scream and incite yet more hatred against "them"? Yes.

Duh.
 

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Why do you think American humans are so much worse then humans elsewhere in the world?
Exactly the opposite, Americans are at the pinnacle despite what the handwringing leftist cry for the last 50 years!
 


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