The debate over assault weapons

[badlatitude]

Oh my! Just think what that says about yours! After all,

Sorry that your condition makes you so defensive about your ammosexual overcompensator.

Tom, in the gentlest way possible, let me remind you that I do not own a gun, not even one. The gun pics, the penis talk, is all you. 

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

I could go back to the pink flower at the top of this page but I don't think it's masculine enough for an assault weapon.

You could sell those to the local chapter of Well Armed Women (WAM) 

Yeah, there might be a marketing opportunity that's being missed here.

Maybe battlefield .22's that are feminine and pretty will be the next gun fad.

Going back to the pink flower after all? Or is the silver one actually the prettier one?

The really important question: which flower would Ginger want on her assault weapon and which would Mary Ann want?

or

 

[Fakenews]

I don’t own assault pistols but I think Mary and ginger would agree that the pink one suit you best.

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

I really need to learn to think like a metrosexual. The answer is obvious: a half dozen or so thread protectors with a flower for every occasion!

The assault weapon as fashion accessory could really catch on. I wonder how much a Mrs. Howell type would pay for a silly pink flower if a famous artist signed it?

 

[Fakenews]

Well you already think like an ammosexual and you have obviously given a lot of thought to combining flowers and guns, so your on the path

 

[Guest]

I don’t own assault pistols but I think Mary and ginger would agree that the pink one suit you best.

What did you do with your Glock, gaytor?

 

[Fakenews]

You are confused. I am fakenews. Gator apparently quit this place 5+ years ago though he still occupies your head.  I am not a desperately afraid so I have never owned a gun.

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Well you already think like an ammosexual and you have obviously given a lot of thought to combining flowers and guns, so your on the path

It took me all this time to come up with the idea of accessorizing an assault weapon with several different flowers instead of sticking to just one.

A lot of thought but it took a while to come up with an obvious idea. I wonder what else I'm missing when it comes to decorating battlefield .22's?

 

[Fakenews]

A vagina

 

[chinabald]

A vagina

Heard of them have you? 

 

[Guest]

A vagina

Heard of them have you? 

Only in an academic sense.  I'm sure he's never seen one up close.  FakeGaytornews much prefers the warm feel of a man's cock in his mouth and the slapping of hairy balls on his ass cheeks.  NTTAWWT.

 

[Guest]

A lot of thought but it took a while to come up with an obvious idea. I wonder what else I'm missing when it comes to decorating battlefield .22's?

Sorry Tom, but I do not think your silver guns with flower petals are sufficiently outrageous scary enough to achieve your purpose.  You need to think bigger!

 

[Guest]

Here's some ideas that may help with your accessorization quest:

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Hah! I do need to find a way to incorporate Pop Tarts into this assault weapon build.

Gotta up that fear factor!

 

[Fakenews]

Tom stroking one out early with his butt budy Short Jeff over .22s. It was cute till he brought his act to the Annapolis shooting thread. He needs to be disarmed.  When we look back he’ll be mentioned as SA’s most likely to perpetrate a mass shooting. 

 

[Guest]

Tom stroking one out early with his butt budy Short Jeff over .22s. It was cute till he brought his act to the Annapolis shooting thread. He needs to be disarmed.  When we look back he’ll be mentioned as SA’s most likely to perpetrate a mass shooting. 

Gayston, IIRC you were barely pushing 5'6" in platform shoes.  I would not be calling anyone here "short".  Just saying.

 

[Fakenews]

I am #fakenews.  My doctor says I am 5’9.5” I round up to 5”10. Many many people have told me you are close to 5’7”.

NTTAWWT....

 

[Pertinacious Tom]

Good news! Lots of extra lychees this year and I have already sold enough to buy my new assault weapon!

 

[chinabald]

I am #fakenews.  My doctor says I am 5’9.5” I round up to 5”10  

NTTAWWT....

 

[Cal20sailor]

I bet he's from Texas to boot.