So the asshole flings squirrels to be injured? Fuck him and fuck his politics.
This will stir up a hornet's nest
- Thread starter Tomfl
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So the asshole flings squirrels to be injured? Fuck him and fuck his politics.
Squirrels can fall from any height, and will always land on their feet. The only problem is if they are flung into something.
Just the same, i immediately stopped watching it at the fuck biden part at the beginning.
justsomeguy!
Super Anarchist
Is that what that means?
I see lots of squirrels on the roads here under power lines. I suspect the fall killed them, since they don't look run over when they are fresh. Regardless, kill them quick or just not bother.
Bus Driver
Bacon Quality Control Specialist
Lots of contraptions to toss them. Sorry about the “Fuck Biden” part.
Fah Kiew Tu
Curmudgeon, First Rank
I tried to kick one into the Grand Canyon once, but the little fucker was too quick.
Pretty sure I'm not the first person who's tried, either. I watched one climb up a small child in an attempt to get the kid's ice cream at the same place. The kid was pretty stressed out by it.
Culling the things is good for their population overall.
Feeding wildlife only encourages dependence and if the population is limited by available food, they breed up.
FKT
Dark Cloud
Super Anarchist
The same could be said about the left.
billy backstay
Backstay, never bought a suit, never went to Vegas
Doesn't look like they were injured. If you watched the other video it's amazing how they can contort their bodies and use their tail like a rudder and land right side up, like a cat, every time.
OTOH, yes to fuck his politics!! "Let's Go Darwin" instead, and weed out all the mouth breathing, knuckle dragging RWNJ's!
Liquid
NFLTG
They make real guns for the ladies too. They come in all sorts of colors.
Pulling anything out and pointing it at someone is the problem... Just never be the second one to pull a gun like thingy out! Also, pointing a gun like object at crackheads will probably get you an interview with local police.
Once the drunk crackhead realizes you've shot him with a low energy air gun, he's gonna be pissed off. I've seen cop vids where the perp just rips the taser plugs out and keeps coming.
Best self defense advice: RUN AWAY and call 911!
kent_island_sailor
Super Anarchist
It can go either way. When I was young we cracked up at a local old lady who was irate about a deer eating her plants. She shot it with her grandkid's Daisy BB gun and the thing died of a heart attack or something and the DNR cops busted her for hunting out of season
Liquid
NFLTG
^ Sounds like an urban myth but still funny!
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It's for real. We had an injured deer in our yard and the advice from several organizatons was "Don't go near it, deer can have some weird heart attacks and die on the spot."
MR.CLEAN
Moderator
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Squirrels did not evolve under current conditions. They're supposed to be secretive little rodents hiding from the many predators who once ate them. Now they're in competition with the coyotes for largest mammalian biomass after people and domesticated critters. If nature had her way, 90% of the squirrels would be eaten.
We have lots of hawks and eagles and raccoons keeping them in check. I see no signs of squirrel population explosion.
billy backstay
Backstay, never bought a suit, never went to Vegas
Same here! Otherwise, I would not allow them to occasionally pilfer the bird feeders, if there was overpopulation. Foxes, coyotes, hawks and eagles abound, and seem to keep them in check.
We live a block from a golf course, there's tons of open land.
I'm sure some places are seeing squirrel population expansion, just as some places are seeing coyotes moving in. Our big problem is the deer population, the fuckers are breeding like rabbits and they are too big for eagles.
Bus Driver
Bacon Quality Control Specialist
A pair of Peregrine Falcons have been nesting and reproducing in a water tower near my house. During a renovation of the tower, they were relocated and the rabbit and squirrel populations soared. Now that they are back, the rabbit population has been wiped out. There are still a shit-ton of squirrels. We shall see if they drop, as well.
kent_island_sailor
Super Anarchist
* nope, we knew the guy who did the bust, it was a friend's father.
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Liquid
NFLTG
Who'd of thunk it, could the Daisy BB gun be a battlefield weapon?
One of my cats is still convinced he can catch the local squirrel... It almost seems like the squirrel is taunting my cat.
One of my cats is still convinced he can catch the local squirrel... It almost seems like the squirrel is taunting my cat.
