Those who do know shit about tools

Captain Ketamine

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Right tool for the job….
If you’re thinking of some backyard plastic surgery and want to take a split skin graft, you might find a dermatome helpful. You can go old school if you want…
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Mrleft8

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If you're going to keep your edge tools on a rack on a concrete block wall, you might want to put a strip of wood back there so the freshly sharpened edges don't go banging into the concrete.... Just an observation....
 

Liquid

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The situations humans will tolerate as a 'living space' is... nuts!

Another recently vacated (hoarder) house... and if you have tools, this one comes with a Datsun 2000 ('59-'70) with organic and locally grown PNW patina:

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Point Break

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Long Beach, California
Right tool for the job….
If you’re thinking of some backyard plastic surgery and want to take a split skin graft, you might find a dermatome helpful. You can go old school if you want…
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The first department I worked for had a dispatcher who was on a forest service hot shot crew (El Cariso) and was one of the survivors of the burn over on the Loop Fire that killed 12. He was near the top of the chute the fire ran up and tells the story that as he dove to the ground and put his arms over his head to protect his face he lost consciousness. When he woke up his arms were on fire. He put them out and hiked up to help. Well his injuries prevented him from working as a firefighter again…his arms were pretty bad and he had just a couple fingers on each hand but he could work as a 911 dispatcher. It was a small department so the dispatch center was at the HQ station. After dinner we would pull the rigs out a set up a ping pong table next to the dispatch center room and he would prop the door open so he could hear the phone ring and run in to answer it. He was a madly good ping pong player but once in a while would nic his pretty thin skin and it would bleed. When that happened he had one of those skin scraper things and he’d pull up some skin, put it over his owie and bandage it up till it took. Tough guy.
 

Mrleft8

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Yeah.... I sailed with a dermatologist from New Zealand (Working at YALE med) one summer, and he had one of those skin graft dealies that he used to slice cheese veeeeeeeeery thin for our sandwiches. He could also open a beer bottle with his eye socket, climb the mast like a numpkin to retrieve a lost halyard, and thought that we had very strange ideas about how to attract women.
I must say, I never saw him in the company of a woman, so maybe American women had strange ideas too.....
I did teach him that the juices in Jewel weed would assuage the rash from poison ivy. He doubted it until he had a tech chomatograph (or whatever) the bits and pieces and it turns out that indeed Jewel weed juice nullifies the toxins in poison ivy. He was "Gob smacked" that an old folk remedy actually worked.
 

Liquid

NFLTG
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That looks like... not a PNW lumber yard!

We get the quality shit up here first suckers!

Even HD has a higher straight board % here than back east.
 

Mrleft8

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That looks like... not a PNW lumber yard!

We get the quality shit up here first suckers!

Even HD has a higher straight board % here than back east.
No.Cal has some very nice softwood lumber. New England has very nice soft wood, and hardwood lumber. (You don't get much Cherry, Northern White Oak, Northern Red Oak, or Black Walnut in the PNW) The south has pallet lumber. There used to be great timber down here. Cypress, SYP and Live Oak, but that's either all gone, or the mills can't handle it. I got a really nice Sycamore log that was lightly spalted, and a fairly good sized Cherry. The mill I brought them to had to order a new blade because they didn't usually cut hardwood. The Cherry turned out OK. Somehow he "lost" my spalted Sycamore..... I'm guessing someone who knew what it was bought it for more than the mill had quoted me for sawing it.
 

Point Break

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What a beauty, you should clean it up keep on board, sterilise with methylated spirits before use! Even can catheterise if they go into urine retention. Just need a hand drill for burr holes and your set…
1976ish I’m a young FD paramedic bringing a neurotrauma into the ED. The ER Doc…..a really good one by the way…..is struggling with an expanding epidural hematoma. The patient is rapidly deteriorating so there is some sense of urgency. I remember a conversation between the two ER Docs on duty that night with an old fashioned looking brace and bit in one of their hands. Worried the patient wouldn’t make it till the neurosurgeon on call got there but not exactly sure where and how. After some debate the Doc whose patient it is is just getting started on a burr hole and the neuro guy comes in with much flourish and bluster…..like all neuro guys….looks at the - I think it was an XRay, it was a long time ago - and says “give me that thing….not there….here!” A irritated but relieved ER Doc hands him the drill and the neuro guy says “no not this goddamn thing” and throws it. Then he says “that goddamn thing” and points. A minute or so later blood kinda slowly wells up through a small hole and with rolled up sleeves and bloody hands down the hallway to the OR they go. The ER Doc shakes his head, loudly mutters “asshole” and goes back to ER Doc stuff.

I remember thinking - for the first time - “so these guys don’t know everything”.

I also learned that ER Docs have kinda a universal dislike of neurosurgeons……..eclipsed only by their dislike of trauma surgeons.
 

veni vidi vici

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I saw just about every imaginable wartime trauma in my ER-PreOp, oddly I had a delayed reaction to something that was really nothing in the big picture.
We had a USMC Capt with a head neck injury and the ER docs were going to put in neck traction which required drilling two small holes in back top of his skull to accept the traction tong. So maybe two years or so later well back into civilian life my wife and I were out for dinner. We had ordered and everything was normal until my mind wandered back to that scene and I saw again the bone shavings curling around the drill with weeps of blood. I started feeling ill and told my wife we need to go, now !
I made it a few steps and passed out on the floor and the next thing I remember is looking up at a bunch of faces looking down at me. Strange how the minds works...
 

Point Break

Super Anarchist
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Long Beach, California
I saw just about every imaginable wartime trauma in my ER-PreOp, oddly I had a delayed reaction to something that was really nothing in the big picture.
We had a USMC Capt with a head neck injury and the ER docs were going to put in neck traction which required drilling two small holes in back top of his skull to accept the traction tong. So maybe two years or so later well back into civilian life my wife and I were out for dinner. We had ordered and everything was normal until my mind wandered back to that scene and I saw again the bone shavings curling around the drill with weeps of blood. I started feeling ill and told my wife we need to go, now !
I made it a few steps and passed out on the floor and the next thing I remember is looking up at a bunch of faces looking down at me. Strange how the minds works...
I have several “scenes” that still work their way to the front of my consciousness and leave me a bit emotional. Sometimes I see it coming, sometimes it’s a complete surprise. Sometimes I can recall them intellectually with no real impact. Funny thing is most of them are incidents that were not all that remarkable or different than any of the others. I’ve decided that sometimes for an intersection of “reasons” you become especially vulnerable emotionally and your emotional coping practices are swept aside.

It is indeed odd how the mind works.
 
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