Wanted Missing VOR Skipper

southerncross

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Wanted for crass and crude remarks regarding male genitalia in the presence of a female crew member while serving as skipper aboard Team Scallywag during the 2017 Edition of the Volvo Ocean Race.

Last seen exiting (sprinting) from aforesaid boat in Cape Town seconds after the boat arrived at 21:55 on November 25.  

If you have information concerning his whereabouts, please contact the authorities at Mowbray Police Station.

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trimfast

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Political correctness is a disease. Laughter and humor or all kinds is imperative to life's healthiness. God forbid you take away fart jokes next. Literally sack up everyone. A joke isn't going to kill us, unless you're Trump to Lil Kim.

 

Fiji Bitter

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In the wild.
You got it a bit wrong  in the Leg 2 thread, Southern, with the Monty Pyton - Stoning, that is rather premature !

IMHO :

First offence = social experiment = Flogging by the PC crowd.

Second offence = itching scrotum = if we find him = Cut off 1 ball,


 

jack_sparrow

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He also started VW.
Partly true Scanas but practically speaking started by the British. A little appreciated fact is while protypes and a limited run of the Beetle were produced by a state owned enterprise in 1938/39, no VW actually ended up in private hands, except for Hitler, prior to the start of WWII when production ceased. 

It wasn't until the war ended that production commenced under the control and direction of the British, with the intent of rebuilding the countrys economic capacity. 

This is quite ironic considering the VW was revolutionary for its time,  abt 22 million of them were produced and remained in production for 65 years until 2003 (Mexico). 

After kick starting VW, most of the vehicles the British produced in that period were shit, the E Type Jag and a few others excluded.

 

Bill E Goat

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After kick starting VW, most of the vehicles the British produced in that period were shit, the E Type Jag and a few others excluded.
A mate had a Triumph Stag and after he took it to the mechanic for the umpteenth time the mechanic gave him a gift, it was a box of matches with "Stag repair kit" on the front.  My father had a S type and it blew a welsh plug and they had to remove the engine to replace it.

 
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