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Meal Team Six. Semper Pie.An excerpt from Neal Brennan: Blocks:
“There are some people now that are hoarding guns that think, at some point, they may have to take on the American military and, they think they have a shot. They may be right which is why I’m proposing we test their theory by having a once a year, head-to-head showdown.”
“Say, 100 members of the NRA verses two members of the military. Broadcast it on Fox, Christmas Day.”
“Merry Christmas and welcome to the 2022 NRA/Military Showdown. Let’s go down to the field of battle and meet one of our NRA combatants.”
“Sir, what’s your name and what kind of weapon are you working with?”
“My name’s Andy Baker and I got an AR-15 and I’m wearing Kevlar head to toe.”
“Andy, how confident are you, 1 to 10?”
“Fuckin’ a million.”
“We’re going to check in with the military.”
There’s one guy sitting in a bunker. “My name is Staff Sergeant Jerry Walker.”
“Jerry, what kind of weapon are you working with?”
“I don’t know if it’s fair but I’m working with a drone. It’s equipped with eight Hellfire missiles and a high-powered camera.
As you can see on this monitor the NRA fellows are in this big cluster. So, I’m gonna, I’m gonna, have we started? Alright. So I’m gonna hit this button right here and… now they’re all dead.”
“That will do it for this year’s NRA/Military Showdown.”
The NRA guys will be saying, “We can take them next year. All we gotta do is split up.”
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